(So Taylor provided this Reader Review
of the original version of Mobb Deep's Murda Muzik shortly after my
Prodigy post, but I've been lazy about posting it. Which is still on
brand for me, so huzzah! I'm consistent! Anyway, read on, and leave
your thoughts for Taylor below. And as always, the italicized thoughts in parentheses are mine.)
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September 29, 2017
August 22, 2014
Not Available In Stores! "Double L" - Double L Cools Down (Recorded in 1994/1995)
Well, here's something you don't see every day: a "lost" album from one of hip hop's biggest names, reportedly released by the artist himself while in a tiff with his record label. This kind of shit happens all the time with smaller labels and underground artists who may not have the business savvy or the resources to protect themselves otherwise, but this isn't supposed to happen when you're signed to Def Jam, one of the most dominant hip hop labels in existence even today. And it's definitely not supposed to happen when you are James Todd Smith, better known as LL Cool J.
February 2, 2014
That Time Skillz Used Up Two Of His Lives Trying To Release His Sophomore Album
In
1996, Donnie “Mad Skillz” Lewis released his debut album, From Where???,
on Big Beat Records. He received this opportunity based on a second-place finish in
a freestyle competition (where he lost to underground stalwart
Supastition). Even with the little promotion he received (relative
to actual known artists, anyway), he still managed to secure two
minor radio hits, “The Nod Factor” (for the heads that like to
nod) and “Move Ya Body” (a R&B-flavored song for the ladies),
thanks to his need to satisfy all demographics. Donnie even
secured some A-list assistance on his debut, in the form of Large
Professor, Jay Dee (or Dilla, as he is better known today (R.I.P.)), Q-Tip, Buckwild, and The Beatnuts (who actually produced “The Nod
Factor”).
However,
mild critical acclaim and two radio hits failed to translate into a
project that moved millions of units, so, branded as a failure
because that's how the major labels worked back then, Donnie was cast
off to be with those who hadn't ever signed record deals. So, you
know, regular people.
August 15, 2012
Not Available In Stores! 50 Cent - Power Of The Dollar (1999) / Power Of The Dollar EP (January 25, 2000)
For those of you two who can put two and two together, yes, this is the project I promised Sir Bonkers I would write up as a pseudo-companion to The Madd Rapper's Tell 'Em Why U Madd. However, the reasoning still doesn't make much sense for me: although both The Madd Rapper's album and this project share a song, they really don't have anything else in common.
November 22, 2011
Not Available In Stores! Crustified Dibbs (R.A. the Rugged Man) - Night Of The Bloody Apes (1994)
That's not the actual album cover, by the way: it was simply all I could find without ripping the Interweb apart. Sue me.
A lot of you two may have been wondering just when I would actually get to the career of R.A. the Rugged Man, the New York emcee with powerful guest verses who has only managed to release one fucking album in his lifetime. Night Of The Bloody Apes is not that album, which you two probably figured out thanks to the "Not Available In Stores!" qualifier in the post's title, but it's what we're going to talk about today.
Night Of The Bloody Apes took its name from a Mexican horror movie, and the lyrical content reflects R.A.'s faux-horrorcore fantasies of the time. It's credited to Crustified Dibbs, who, contrary to popular belief, was not an alias for the Rugged Man: Crustified Dibbs was actually a duo made up of R.A. and his friend and producer Niles, but somewhere along the way, someone fucked up and attributed the group name to just our host, and his fate was sealed. Hell, I'm even perpetuating this myth with the title of this very post. But when you actually listen to the album and hear him refer to himself as the Rugged Man, at least now you won't be left scratching your head.
Night Of The Bloody Apes was intended to be R.A.'s major label debut: he had recently been signed by Jive Records (home of A Tribe Called Quest and Britney Spears) after a bidding war caused by some early demos that impressed record executives. Singles were pressed up, and at least one music video was filmed. But, alas, it was not meant to be: R.A. was soon dropped from the label after being accused of sexual harassment by several female employees at Jive, and the label quietly chucked Night Of The Bloody Apes in its vaults, never to be seen again (except for online in mp3 form, of course, although many heads swear that the label fucked up and let loose some cassette tape copies).
Night Of The Bloody Apes will forever be thought of as a hidden gem, regardless of the fact that the only version most people have ever heard is a poorly mastered copy with our host's lyrics pitched way too fucking loudly. But it has its own place in history, thanks to his inclusion of a song called "Every Record Label Sucks Dick" (which makes it even more shocking that Jive shelved the project) and an early guest appearance by a young-as-hell Biggie Smalls.
R.A. would eventually rebound on the independent circuit, but that's a story for another day.
1. TOOLBOX MURDERER
The first track on Night Of The Bloody Apes plays right into the horror movie feel of the album title, as R.A. threatens to murder anybody who dares to peek into his toolbox. Or, you know, simply gets in his way, or something. This song achieves a rare synergy: sure, there's lots of talk of graphically killing people (the sound effects help), but the verses themselves are much more lyrical than one would expect. The Rugged Man uses the serial killer motif as his method for delivering his message (basically, we shouldn't fuck with him), and even though he's just fucking around (he steps away from the whole horror movie thing multiple times throughout Night Of The Bloody Apes), he still sounds a tiny bit more convincing at this shit than either Cage or the Insane Clown Posse did earlier this month. I think our host's rougher flow tricks you into thinking that he's very capable of snapping at any moment, and yet, it also sounds so cartoonish that the listener feels perfectly safe. Strange combination, that.
2. YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN DOWN
It's rumored that Erick Sermon produced this track, and the fact that R.A. name-drops the Green Eyed Bandit probably lends that theory credence. Either way, the sound quality on Night Of The Bloody Apes only hints at what Sermon's beat might have sound like properly mastered, as everything was mixed so wildly that our host's rhymes (and hilariously terrible singing voice during the hook) dominate the proceedings. The track itself is alright, and in a historical context, it's pretty interesting to think of Sermon working outside of his Def Squad crew so quickly after EPMD's breakup (in 1993).
3. WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH MY NUTS IN MY HAND
R.A.'s Onyx song, as evidenced by the contagious chorus that Fredro Starr would have killed to have written first. Unfortunately, there's little else to recommend about this track aside from the hook, as our host's verses all kind of float out of your consciousness without ever having made an impression. Moving on...
4. EVERY RECORD LABEL SUCKS DICK
The most infamous song, and the best known, in the Rugged Man's catalog. How could it not be? Just look at that goddamn title! But it's all a ruse, since our host used that title to suck you in to three verses of clear, concise condemnations of his experiences with a major label. After listening to this, you can't help but feel bad for every single artist put through the music industry machine: there wasn't a creative bone in any record executive's body back in 1994, either. The section during the final verse where he describes the labels comparing him to pretty much any other popular artist as justification for signing him made me laugh, especially the Onyx stuff, considering what I wrote for the previous track. Diggin' In The Crates's Buckwild handles the musical side of things, providing our host with a calm, relaxed instrumental that clashes nicely with his gruff delivery. Still sounds pretty good today, as long as you can sit through the ridiculous chorus (which only adds to the charm).
5. R.A. MEETS A.R. (SKIT)
Kind of goofy the first time you hear it, if only for R.A.'s cavalier attitude toward murder.
6. HOOKIN' WITH THE HOOKERS (FEAT. GLEN GIBBS & CAPITAL T)
Album credits for Night Of The Bloody Apes are so fucking hard to come by that I took the guest list from a YouTube user named CrustBoundNuts, who went out of his way to upload all of the Crustified Dibbs album to his personal channel. So to that dude, thanks for your help. And to the readers, here is a song that I absolutely think that you should hear: the Rugged Man and his boys ride all over this dusty instrumental with purpose, delivering one of the highlights of the entire album within their six verses, each man getting a couple turns. This shit was nice!
7. BLOODY AXE
Meh.
8. R.A. CLASSROOM (SKIT)
Not nearly as funny as the previous skit.
9. R.A. BE DOWN
Our host devotes an entire song to chastising those who wish to support his career that weren't there at the beginning, when he wasn't shit. True, he's not actually talking about any newer fans: he's referring more specifically to people who claim that they wish to help him further his career. But it is ironic that I'm listening to this diatribe on an album that was never officially released.
10. CUNT RENAISSANCE (FEAT. THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.)
I wonder if R.A. realized that he had a fucking budding superstar in the booth with him when he recorded this ode to the pussy for Night Of The Bloody Apes. Hip hop heads who are otherwise unfamiliar with the Rugged Man may already know this track, as anything even tangentially related to Biggie Smalls appeared on mixtapes dedicated to the man, but if this hilariously graphic track was your introduction to the work of our host, then I'm scared to ask what you thought of "Toolbox Murderer". There's a famous story about this track: after they finished recording it, a young Christopher Wallace allegedly named R.A. the Rugged Man the illest rapper alive, even though he plays along and gets just as filthy as his host does on here. I wish the track were longer than it is, but my understanding is that there was supposed to be another guest that wasn't able to record his verse, so somehow that means that it was okay to simply end the song? The fuck? That's not hip hop!
11. BACK TO THE RUBBER ROOM
The title of the track implies "crazy", but the music on the song itself is straight-up hip hop, and it knocks. The Rugged Man holds on to his sanity just long enough to provide some entertaining verses, while the instrumental works in some well-known samples that are guaranteed to get your head nodding. Nice!
12. BLOODSHED HUA HOO
I couldn't get into this track. That's all I got.
13. INTERLUDE
...
14. STATCHY
That random-seeming title is short for "statutory", as in "statutory rape", as this track is about the Rugged Man's courtship of a minor. Pretty ballsy for a rap song, and strangely enough, our host doesn't turn the track into anything crazy: it's actually quite the rational song, with R.A. telling his tale of the rise and fall of the relationship, all while he questions his justification for actually going through with the act. This track may leave listeners feeling unclean, but it wasn't a bad song. Probably don't need to hear it more than the once, though.
15. BLOODY BODY PARTS IN DA FRUIT PUNCH BOWL
As with a lot of tracks on the album, I'm left wondering just what this would sound like if it were properly mastered, with R.A.'s vocals cleaned up a bit. The title of this song goes straight to shock value for shock value's sake, which isn't always a bad thing, but I couldn't wait for this shit to end.
16. BLOODSHED HUA HOO (N---A NILES CRUSTY REMIX)
After the outro on the previous track, on which our host attacks people who have no idea what real hip hop actually is, Night Of The Bloody Apes ends with a remix of a track that appeared only four songs ago. I liked the beat on here just a tiny bit better, but I still wasn't a fan of it as a whole. It is what it is.
SHOULD YOU TRACK IT DOWN? It depends. Do you enjoy listening to unmastered, incomplete hip hop tracks? Are you one of those heads who likes having a piece of history on your hard drive, or do you just like having something that you're not supposed to actually have in your possession? Are you a fan of R.A. the Rugged Man? If you answered "yes" to any of those questions (it doesn't matter which one), then Night Of The Bloody Apes may be worth the Google search for you. It is a piece of history, if only for the Biggie contribution, and R.A. has a distinct flow that you may enjoy, but this isn't for all audiences. I would encourage you two to enter at your own risk, not because you may be appalled by some of the violent imagery on Night of The Bloody Apes, but simply because some of this may give you a fucking headache. There are tracks on here that deserve to be heard, though, such as "Hookin' With The Hookers" and "Back To The Rubber Room", so if you're into this sort of thing, have at it. There's no shame in passing on this project, though: I'm sure R.A. would understand. I can't imagine that this album would have sold many copies, so if we look at it from a financial point of view, Jive Records may have made the correct choice. But they didn't have to be such dicks about it.
-Max
November 21, 2011
My Gut Reaction / Not Available In Stores! Knucklehedz - Stricktly Savage (1993)
When EPMD divorced after their fourth album, there was the expected separation of assets. Erick Sermon took Reggie "Redman" Noble, and both of them blew the fuck up as the founding members of the newly formed Def Squad, while Parrish Smith gained custody of the duo Das EFX and the name "Hit Squad", which was once used to identify the entire collective that E Double and PMD called their extended family. However, the largest loss in the breakup is one that most people aren't even fully aware of, nor will they give all that much of a fuck, to be honest: thanks to EPMD's spat, the Brentwood, New York duo Knucklehedz never got to see their only album, Stricktly Savage, hit store shelves.
The Knucklehedz represented the Hit Squad for a four-year period starting in 1990 and ending in 1993, when their album was locked in a vault by Eastwest Records as a response to the controversy surrounding the shattering of people's worlds when EPMD broke the fuck up. Rappers Steve Austin and Tom J (who scored a name drop on "Hit Squad Heist" off of Business Never Personal) never actually appeared in a full capacity on any EPMD album, but they managed to capitalize off of that affiliation to sign a record deal for Stricktly Savage, twelve tracks crafted in the same mold as those of their mentors. The project featured production mostly from associate Charlie Marotta, but three of the songs were handled by Parrish Smith, and the Green Eyed Bandit threw two beats their way, all before the breakup resulted in nobody, not even the actual Knucklehedz, giving a damn about this project.
According to the Interweb, Stricktly Savage never saw a proper release in the United States (Google is your friend, you two), but it did find itself on German shelves for some reason. I'm not exactly sure why Eastwest would ship it to a single European country as though they hadn't heard of EPMD, but that's why I don't work at a record label. That, and nobody's asked me to yet. So consider today's post a poorly-plotted resume.
1. HED RUSH
This was a promising enough start. Charlie Marotta's instrumental sounds like vintage EPMD, and the Slick Rick-sampled vocals from Doug E. Fresh's "La Di Da Di" at the beginning were a nice touch. Steve Austin uses his verse to ultimately pass along some half-assed public service announcements to the kids who would have somehow found Stricktly Savage online (of the "don't drink and drive, buckle up, and always wear a rubber" variety), but he at least sounds comfortable doing so. Tom J comes across as awkward as shit over the beat, which may help explain why he resorted to curse words and homophobia while his partner did not. Still, this wasn't bad.
2. SAVAGES
Marotta's production was dope as fuck: after listening to this shit, you'll wish that Redman or Keith Murray would swipe it for a mixtape track or some shit, it's that nice. It's also that much wasted on Steve Austin and Tom J. I have no issue with the endless braggadocio: this is a hip hop album, after all, and I adjusted accordingly before I settled in and pressed 'play'. But none of the shit being said feels earned when both halves of the Knucklehedz sound so goddamn uneasy over the musical backdrop. I also don't like the fact that this was clearly intended to be the album's title track (per the hook), and yet the guys still decided to call it only "Savages". But that's just a petty concern.
3. WUNTZ UPON A TIME
You expect egregious misspellings from rap artists: it's their form of rebellion against the norm. But shit like this song's title makes me believe that these guys are just really fucking stupid. Okay, now that I got that Spellcheck Police stuff out of my system, let me just say that this song only sounded barely decent. Marotta's instrumental sounded generic, but serviceable enough to carry the tale, all of which is a prelude to the next track. The track also contains a hilariously dated middle section, involving a page being received and a callback being made, that will make the younger readers wonder just what the fuck people used to do when they were forced to wait for someone to call them back. In this day and age of instant gratification, there's no way this would fly today.
4. PARTY WRECKA
Funnily enough, the party Steve Austin and Tom J wanted to get to so fucking badly ends up being lame as shit, a fact that these two refuse to let go of, as this entire track consists of them complaining about it instead of actively trying to change their fate. Parrish Smith steps behind the boards for the first time on Stricktly Savage, and the end result is darker than everything else on here thus far, but still pretty damn good (the Audio Two "Top Billin'" vocal sample woven into the hook was a nice touch). Our hosts use the beat to their full advantage, spitting few words but still managing to describe their situation in picture-perfect detail. Not bad, guys.
5. UGLEE PICTURES
They're talking about themselves, which should have given me more to work with, but here we are.
6. GIRLIES KEEP SCREAMIN'
It sounds as though producer Charlie Marotta unloaded all of the samples he had into this one instrumental, which makes it sound like a disjointed mess, one that Steve Austin and Tom J still manage to carve their verses into. The subject matter is simple enough: the Knucklehedz love girls and love fucking groupies. Understandable, I suppose. I'm not sure why this had to be one of the longest fucking tracks on the entire album, though: how many different ways can one brag about swooping in and stealing your girl? The choice to kick the track off with a slowed-down sample of The Bar-Kays's "Soul Finger" also creeped me the fuck out.
7. ALL SHE WANTED
Meh.
8. TROUBLE MAKAS
I quite enjoyed Marotta's beat, but the song as a whole fell apart for me the moment I realized that neither of our hosts would ever be mistaken for actual troublemakers. Instead, Tom J and Steve Austin sound like dueling Parrish Smiths throughout the majority of the song (and the album as a whole), which can get old rather quickly, unless you're one of those fans who thought that the EPMD albums really needed an extra dash of PMD to elevate them to the next level. This instrumental deserved better collaborators. There, I said it.
9. 5 HOODS IN A 4 DOOR
PMD's instrumental on here bangs (he's two for two so far), a nice throwback to the violent side of Erick and Parrish Making Dollars. In fact, "5 Hoods In A 4 Door" (great title, by the way) sounds like an EPMD song that just so happened to be covered by the Knucklehedz. This track is built around a menacing, slow roll of a beat, and it's successful enough that it will trick you into believing that Steve Austin and Tom J are guys you should be afraid of, or at the very least, guys with careers you should continue to follow. This was actually pretty goddamn nice.
10. WHO CALLED DA COPS?
So of course the Knucklehedz squander any goodwill generated by the previous track with this shitty Erick Sermon production (he's having a terrible night: he also handled the audio abortion "All She Wanted"), which sounds like he simply ran out of ideas and, instead, dressed up one of his previous beats in a tight miniskirt and spaghetti straps. "Who Called Da Cops?" ends up being boring as shit, which doesn't help the narrative presented on here at all. Moving on...
11. JOY RIDIN'
Three songs in a row about rolling around in your automobile? The fuck? The production on here is top fucking notch (Parrish Smith scores the hat trick! Why didn't he just produce this fucking album himself?), which is the polar opposite of how it seems when our hosts attack the beat. Damn near anybody else could have taken this beat and released a hit record, but if they had, I wouldn't have anything to write about. Sigh.
12. MERLIN
The Knucklehedz cap the evening with a song about weed, albeit one that loses its focus relatively quickly. Marotta's final beat sounds alright, but it reeks of "throwaway", in that you wouldn't exactly want to hear anyone actually rhyming over it. For their part, Tom J and Steve Austin do the best they can with what they were given. Oh well.
SHOULD YOU TRACK IT DOWN? It depends. If you're a fan of mostly bland lyricism with only flecks of interesting taste, then Tom J and Steve Austin are your guys. After listening to Stricktly Savage, there's little wonder why these guys never really managed to make their mark in our chosen genre after getting dropped by their label like some ass on the dance floor: the Knucklehedz mainly secured their Hit Squad affiliation by merely being from the same area as Erick Sermon and Parrish Smith. However, in hip hop there's always the chance that a hot beat can salvage your words, and on multiple occasions Charlie Marotta and (especially) Parrish Smith accept the challenge, knocking their instrumentals out of the fucking park. (Erick Sermon? Not so much.) I kind of wish Stricktly Savage was an instrumental project, but that would be a foolish waste of a wish when I could be asking for more wishes instead. The truth of the matter is that Tom J and Steve Austin are perfectly serviceable rappers who are saved time and again by their choice in hot beats, so if that's enough for you to be entertained, then Stricktly Savage is a good time. Besides, "5 Hoods In A 4 Door" and "Savages" are actually really fucking good, so at least you know that you'll like at least two of these tracks.
July 4, 2011
Not Available In Stores! Ras Kass - Van Gogh (2001) + Goldyn Chyld (2002)
In celebration of Independence Day, today's overlong post (which will remain at the top of the page for four days due to its length) is devoted to the efforts of an artist who tried his damnedest to free himself from the shackles imposed on him by his record label. For all of my readers outside of the United States, today's post is about Ras Kass, but you should still read it anyway.
Now Ras Kass, born John Austin IV, has been the recipient of a lot of shit from me on HHID, but let me make it clear that none of my trash-talking has ever been directed at his talent behind the microphone. Although the man is prone to overly loquacious verses that sound at least three minutes longer than they actually are, Rassy is considered one of the better rappers from the West Coast (and in our chosen genre as a whole) for a reason: the man can fucking spit. Combined with having something to actually say, Ras Kass should have been a beast in the booth, selling out venues and watching with glee as his first two solo albums, Soul On Ice and Rassassination, flew off store shelves. Instead, Rassy has become an also-ran, a man with actual talent who has yet to stumble upon the correct combination to unlock the secrets of having and retaining a massive fanbase. In short, his taste in instrumentals is fucking terrible, so much so that now, every time I come across an artist who has the talent but not the ear needed to keep things either interesting or enjoyable, I diagnose them with having "Ras Kass syndrome", a phrase that has also earned me a bunch of shit throughout the run of this site, but I'm still right.
Rassy also believed that I was right, apparently, as his planned third solo project for Priority Records, Van Gogh, was his attempt to appease his label gods by diverting attention away from his impressive lyricism in favor of catchier beats and cameos from West Coast artists that would help the audience remember that, yes, Ras Kass was a California-based rapper. After handling a lot of the production himself on Soul On Ice (in a co-producer capacity, but he was still behind the boards) and ceding much of Rasassination to the likes of Stu-B-Doo and, strangely, East Coast stalwarts Big Jaz and Easy Mo Bee, John decided to actually spend some of his label's money for Van Gogh, securing assistance from names such as Battlecat and Jelly Roll in a musical capacity and Xzibit, Tash, Nate Dogg, Tray Dee, Saafir, and Kokane in the booth, a decided change of pace from his sophomore effort, which included The RZA, Jazze Pha, and Twista pulling their weight.
Rassy even went so far as to reserve a beat from The Alchemist for what was supposed to be the first single from Van Gogh, "Home Sweet Home". Unfortunately, this instrumental was the cause of some controversy in our chosen genre, as Al then turned around and sold it to Yonkers-based rapper Jadakiss (from The Lox) for his single "We Gonna Make It", which left Ras Kass high and dry. Forced to reconfigure Van Gogh, Rassy decided to record a response track of sorts admonishing The Alchemist for his shady business practices, which I'll be getting to in a bit.
Unfortunately for him, Van Gogh was heavily bootlegged on the Interweb well before its intended release date in 2001, which led Priority Records to ultimately scrap the project almost entirely. This frustrated Rassy to no end, because he was unhappy with his label situation (he felt that he had never truly had the full support of their marketing department, which had the adverse effect of causing his first two albums to tank) and wanted nothing but to get the fuck off of Priority. Their decision to shelve Van Gogh meant that Rassy had to essentially start all over again in order to release a third album in his contract, keeping him permanently housed between a rock and a hard place.
1. HOT GAME
The third album from Ras Kass starts off with a song on which our host acknowledges the existence of other rappers, which isn't what you expect from a guy who is this full of himself. He has complimentary words for the likes of Eminem, Jay-Z, and 2Pac, but everyone else can fuck themselves in hell, apparently, as this diatribe against the lack of variety in our chosen genre moves itself along. Rassy spits enough goofy punchlines to help listeners remember why they might be listening to Van Gogh in the first place, but the use of Sunshine Anderson's lone hit “Heard It All Before” during the chorus, utilized to drive our host's point home, dilutes the overall message, especially since, at this point, we've all heard Ghostface Killah do essentially the same thing with her song to much better effect. This was alright, but it wasn't real.
2. GOLDYN CHILD
Whenever this song comes up in a conversation about Ras Kass, the participants are almost certainly talking about its DJ Premier-produced remix: most heads seem to have forgotten about this original incarnation, rumored to have been produced by Dr. Dre (although I highly doubt it). Rassy builds his case for being one of the top representatives of West Coast hip hop, and lyrically, the dude is still pretty fascinating (he's always had a way with words that lend a heightened credibility to his sarcastic verses), but if Van Gogh is his attempt to appease a commercial audience (and his label), crawling up his own asshole isn't the way to do it. Also, the beat is dull: it only sounds a tiny bit better than the instrumentals from Soul On Ice and Rasassination, so there's still his "Ras Kass syndrome" to contend with.
3. BACK IT UP (FEAT. KOKANE)
This beat sounds like something Xzibit would have rhymes over after hooking up with Dr. Dre's crew and playing to a wider audience, so it's strange to hear Ras Kass taking the Alvin Joyner route. This track isn't awful: it has an undeniable Cali feel, and the hook, provided by Kokane, lends itself to the party atmosphere, even if our host's lyrics frequently slide back into old habits. His reference to The Weakest Link dates this song terribly, but otherwise, this track was alright. Not really what you expect, or even want, to hear from Ras Kass, though.
4. KISS U (FEAT. SIDELINE)
As a “fuck you” to The Alchemist, “Kiss U” kicks off with the beginning of “Home Sweet Home”, with Rassy interrupting the track to point the listener toward “Kiss U” instead, with its attempt at an ethereal chorus falling flat but still connecting with the beat (produced by DJ Khalil, I believe), which sounds more experimental than anything our host has a right to use. Sure, the hook (liberally borrowed from the Beatles song “All My Loving”) makes zero fucking sense within the context of Rassy's shit-talking, but as a car wreck, it works surprisingly well. Our host brings in his weed carrier Sideline for the third verse, on which he pledges his allegiance to Ras Kass by taking a potshot at Al Maman (who Ras then calls “a bitch”). This would have to be one of the worst songs I've ever actually liked: there is no reason that any of this should click with me, but it just does. And I still like this shit today. Sue me.
5. KICK ROCKS (FEAT. TRAY DEEE)
Although Ras Kass is the star, I was still hoping for a guest verse from Tray Deee, as I've liked the work he's put out thus far. Sadly, he's stuck doing the chorus (and the outro, for some reason) on this song, but it's not like any sort of deviation would have mattered anyway: this song sucks regardless. Ras Kass doesn't sound good over minimalist beats such as this one: he spends the entire time trying to catch up with it, spitting random bars that seem to have made the final cut simply because they happened to rhyme. This was pretty bad.
6. 4 MUCH (FEAT. BAD AZZ, TASH, & NATE DOGG)
But not as bad as this horseshit, which works better as four guys talking shit while sitting around Rassy's living room than it does an actual song. “4 Much”, a failed attempt at coining a new slang phrase for being extra busy and working hard (doing “four much” instead of “too much”, you see), is the most ridiculous track in our host's back catalog thus far, as he adapts an ill-advised persona as an actual successful rapper who is living the high life, with all of the trappings (cars, money, bitches, cash, pussy, weed, vehicles, large bank accounts, pot, transportation, ass, wheels, hos, marijuana, and all the cereal you could ever want) that come with it, but since he's never really acted this superficial before (he's had his moments, sure, but the fact that he's actually fairly grounded is what makes him appealing to hip hop heads...that, and his lyrics, of course), he sounds entirely artificial, and the song crumbles under the pressure. Not even cameos from Tash (from Tha Alkaholiks) and the late Nate Dogg can save this shit. Bad Azz, though, I could take or leave.
7. WHAT U WANT (FEAT. MIKE CITY)
In which our host's master plan makes itself known: Ras Kass planned on filling Van Gogh with tracks that, on the surface, sounded like more traditional (read: mainstream) songs, but he packed his verses full of his typical obtuse lyricism and occasionally hilarious side comments, in an attempt to both have his cake and fuck the shit out of it, too. Why else would there be so many goddamn R&B hooks on a Ras Kass album? For his part, Mike City doesn't disrupt the song when he starts crooning, but our host sounds more than a little bit out of his league. The instrumental was actually alright, for what it is: it's Rassy himself who sinks this shit, as he tries to hit on chicks without dumbing himself down (which, by itself, is an admirable trait, but on a rap song, takes a certain combination of skill and luck, and our host just doesn't hit the jackpot on here).
8. IS THIS LOVE
More than a little bit confusing. The chorus (performed by an uncredited guest) has hardly anything to do with Rassy's two verses, but then again, that could be said of nearly all of the tracks on Van Gogh thus far. It seems as though our host actively focused all of his energy on solving his biggest problem, getting his ear for beats looked at and adjusted, but when you're presented with better instrumentals, you still have to learn how to write an actual song, which Rassy never bothered with during his previous two lyrical seminars, Soul On Ice and Rasassination. And his work suffers as a result. I lost the plot to this track about four bars in, but that might also be due to the overall boredom factor.
9. SEX (FEAT. XZIBIT)
Jelly Roll's beat adopts an experimental drum-n-bass quality, automatically making it the most interesting instrumental of the evening thus far, unless you happen to hate that particular musical genre, in which case you're fucked, as Rassy adapts to it fairly nicely. He even manages to stay on topic for the most part, which isn't hard, as sex is one of those things that rappers usually have no trouble talking about at length. Xzibit is completely wasted in his role on the hook, though: sometimes you have to ask yourself why some artists make the decisions they do. Anyway, “Sex” wasn't that bad, even if I can't remember a single fucking thing that Rassy said.
10. NBA (FEAT. XZIBIT & SAAFIR)
The trio of Ras Kass, Xzibit, and Saafir used to be called the Golden State Warriors before the NBA threatened legal action, so it makes sense that these guys would eventually write a song around an instrumental which samples from the theme to those NBA On NBC games. (What makes less sense is their rechristening the titular acronym to “N----z Ball Automatically”, because shut up, that's why.) Anyway, this song was pretty bland (when it comes to ripping off the music from sports programming, this shit has got nothing on Cam'ron's Monday Night Football-leaning “Let Me Know”), and both Rassy and Alvin Joyner sound bored as shit. At least they fare better than veritable punchline Saafir, who was awoken from hibernation to record his verse before he was banished back to his cave. Meh.
11. ONE NIGHT
I suspect that Ras Kass was obsessed with hitting on chicks during the recording sessions of Van Gogh because he was very lonely and secretly hated being cooped up in the studio, even though he knew that he was stuck with Priority until he finished the job. Or maybe he just wanted a metric ton of pussy. It's plausible, I suppose. (At least he didn't become super-obsessed with a woman and chop off his own ear as a sign of affection. I don't think that act would play very well in our chosen genre.) At least those explanations make more sense than Ras Kass actually believing that he had a genuine shot at building a female fanbase by recording all of these radio-friendly, club-ready songs that sound so unlike our host's natural tendencies that he might have been replaced by decaf.
12. AH-HA
What the fuck was this shit supposed to be, Rassy?
13. ROOT OF EVIL (FEAT. KOKANE)
Rassy takes a brief trip back to social commentary land, breaking his train of thought regarding the evils of wealth (and, more specifically, the wealthy, twisting this into a spin on the conspiracy theory rhymes that our host tends to excel at) into three separate segments so that a chorus from Kokane can fit in an inappropriate manner. I really don't understand why Ras Kass decided to follow the road more heavily traveled on here: without the hook, this song might have worked all by itself. Sigh.
14. VAN GOGH
Van Gogh's title track explores Rassy's struggles with his career and with his record label, not really touching on any specific reason why Priority Records sucks, but giving listeners just enough information to keep them on his side of the feud. The simple string-based loop of a beat is okay enough for our host to lyrically demolish: he actually sounds focused for the very first time on this album, which is a problem when you consider that we're almost done here. The hook is ass, though: it made me want to break my (burned) disc in half and slice your wrists with the shards, just so you motherfuckers can feel my pain.
15. TV GUIDE
Ras Kass gets his GZA/Genius on, attempting to string together the names of television programs, actors, and actual networks into a coherent narrative, and while he fails spectacularly, this song isn't awful: Ras sounds engaged, and it clearly took him a while to gather all of his date and write this shit up, so I'll award him a couple of points. There was no need for there to be a chorus: he should have run all of this together in a long one-verse wonder, as the breaks between bars only forces the listener to notice the gimmick, and it gives you time to turn against our host. The ending is also too fucking serious to be linked to the rest of this goofy song. Groan.
A second, revised version of Van Gogh leaked to the Interweb shortly after the first one arrived on hard drives the world over.
1. VAN GOGH INTRO
Well, that rap album intro was unnecessary. More so than usual.
2. HOT GAME
3. GOLDYN CHILD
4. BACK IT UP (FEAT. KOKANE)
5. KISS OF DEATH (FEAT. SIDELINE)
Formerly known as “Kiss U”, except with an altered chorus, one that doesn't rip off the very-expensive-to-sample Beatles any longer. The revamped hook on here is fucking godawful, by the way. Other than a new hook and a different guest verse from Sideline, this is the exact same song, though: Rassy even still kicks off the proceedings with the beginning of “Home Sweet Home”, because at that time, he was simply unable to let shit go. Once again, “Kiss U” isn't that great of a song (it's really more of a guilty pleasure for me), but it's streets ahead of this adjusted version. Rassy doesn't even get a chance to dis The Alchemist at the end of this remake, which makes the intro sound even more out of place.
6. SEX (FEAT. XZIBIT)
7. IS THIS LOVE
8. TWINS (SKIT)
Cute, I suppose, but this bit of interaction didn't really need to be recorded for posterity. It's funny to hear Rassy about to crack up over what his kids are saying on this skit, though.
9. KICK ROCKS (FEAT. TRAY DEEE)
10. 4 MUCH (FEAT. BAD AZZ, TASH, & NATE DOGG)
11. WHAT U WANT (FEAT. MIKE CITY)
12. NBA (FEAT. XZIBIT & SAAFIR)
13. TV COMMERCIALS (SKIT)
Attempts to be funny, but is only useful if you really want to annoy somebody.
14. TV GUIDE
15. AH-HA!
The same song as appears on the first cut of Van Gogh, except with an added exclamation mark, ribbed for your pleasure.
16. ONE NIGHT
17. ARE U MAD (SKIT)
…
18. ROOT$ OF EVIL (FEAT. KOKANE)
The same track as “Root Of Evil”, but with the addition of a dollar sign to the title, because Ras Kass doesn't seem to think that his audience can draw their own conclusions.
19. VAN GOGH
20. IGNANT (SKIT)
…
21. GOD BLESS
The lone all-new song on the “retail” version of Van Gogh finds Rassy waxing poetic about death and why you should be appreciating life while you still can. Considering the sheer volume of focus present on this track, it's clear that “God Bless” was recorded long after the rest of Van Gogh, as Ras actually sounds sincere (except for on the hook, as repetition tends to have an adverse effect on me). The music was a bit too poppy for me to fully appreciate the song, but “God Bless” was still a worthy addition to an album that nobody will ever (officially) hear.
22. EULOGY
Rassy's dedication of the album to fallen comrades and to everyone who passed away in the September 11 terror attacks ends Van Gogh on a solemn note, which is much better than the general indifference the first version resulted in.
SHOULD YOU TRACK THIS/THESE DOWN? Only if you're writing the officially-sanctioned Ras Kass biography. In both of its incarnations, Van Gogh portrays an ideological shift in our host's ideals: it's clear that either his record label refused to release any music that couldn't also be played on the radio, or Ras Kass truly believed that his message would reach a wider audience if he dumbed himself down. Regardless, the label refused to release Van Gogh any-fucking-way. This album features more of Rassy's West Coast contemporaries than ever before, which makes sense, since Ras Kass is a rapper and rappers tend to ask their friends for favors, but the heavy amount of features proves to be distracting for our host, as he seems to adapt his own performances to meet their expectations, thereby leaving the audience out of the equation. Neither version of Van Gogh should be considered essential listening, mainly because they're both pretty much the same album: one of them is simply much longer than the other. Although Rassy's beat selection has significantly improved, everything else has gone downhill, including our host's lyrics, which is the only reason anybody gives a damn about him in the first place. I believe Priority Records made the right call by shelving this shit: Van Gogh isn't very good.
During the time Ras Kass was recording Van Gogh, Priority Records merged with its parent company, Capitol Records, which inherited Rassy's contract and the masters to his back catalog. You can imagine that, if rampant bootlegging of an album caused Priority to pull back, a much larger company (one that is famous for holding the American rights to the work of The Beatles) would most certainly kill the release and force Rassy back to square one. In response, John recorded a few new tracks, combining them with the majority of Van Gogh and calling it Goldyn Chyld, which was now supposed to be his third solo album.
For Goldyn Chyld, Rassy felt that he was given a second chance, and decided to pull out all the stops, calling in favors from such A-list names such as DJ Premier, Busta Rhymes, and Dr. Dre. This move made it all the more obvious that Ras Kass was operating under an agenda with a singular focus: to get the fuck off of Priority/Capitol by selling as many units as possible, thereby hopefully granting him the cache to earn his release. I'm still not certain how he was looking to accomplish this feat, as Goldyn Chyld consists mostly of leftover tracks held over from the Van Gogh project, but whatever.
Unfortunately, Goldyn Chyld was also hit with problems from the get-go. Due to the name-brand recognition they felt it would garner for their artist, Capitol insisted on earmarking the newly-recorded track "The Whoop", produced by Dr. Dre, as the first single from the project. Both Ras Kass and Dr. Dre objected to this, as neither man felt that it was the type of song that could be used to push the product to the masses: instead, Rassy wanted to use the DJ Premier-produced remix of "Goldyn Chyld" to gain back the audience that knew him for his microphone prowess. Unsurprisingly, Capitol did what they wanted anyway, and the result was mediocre at best.
Around this time, Ras Kass was also busted for D.U.I., which ended up being his third strike, guaranteeing that he would spend time behind bars. Two weeks before he was to start serving his prison stint, Priority/Capitol told him that Goldyn Chyld would also never see the light of day, as their interest in the project had waned considerably (and because this project also leaked to the Interweb, thanks to the help of some benevolent being that felt that Rassy's work deserved to be heard, I'm assuming). Ras Kass then made the curious decision of obtaining the rights to Goldyn Chyld while running from the law, even going so far as to record some tracks while acting as a fugitive. He eventually turned himself in to the authorities, but after serving nineteen months behind bars, he found that he was still stuck with his Priority/Capitol contract, and they had no real intention of ever releasing him from his obligations.
What, you were expecting a happy ending?
1. REVELATIONS 22:22 (FEAT. DJ KAY SLAY)
Rassy reuses the intro from the longer version of Van Gogh, but this time he tacks on an updated one-verse wonder filled with enough punchlines to make you forget the man;s label woes, although his reference to the terror attacks on September 11, 2001 come across as a bit shocking and in poor taste when compared to what he said on the outro of Van Gogh. DJ Kay Slay is reportedly the guest featured on here, but I didn't hear him at all, which is probably for the best. Ras attacks this dark, feverish instrumental with more intensity than anything found on the two aborted fetuses of this project, so that's something.
2. GOLDYN CHYLD (DJ PREMIER REMIX)
I have no idea why this song is considered a remix: it has little to no relation to the original. (The reference to Osama Bin Laden is proof enough that Ras most certainly revamped his verses.) DJ Premier lends Goldyn Chyld some unexpected heft, and Rassy sounds decent enough over his trademarked boom bap, even though it's fairly obvious that our host doesn't feel entirely comfortable over beats as stark as this one. But this song definitely doesn't sound like much of a single: I'm actually going to side with the label again on this one. (A street single, perhaps, but not something released to radio: in 2002, nobody outside of New York would have played this shit.) This track is merely alright, and it shares a curiosity factor with Xzibit's Primo-handled “What A Mess” (in fact, the two songs sound similar to me, although I liked Alvin's joint more), but it is nowhere near the best work from either participant.
3. THE WHOOP (FEAT. DR. DRE, BUSTA RHYMES, & DINA RAE)
Makes you feel nostalgic for a time period that never actually existed. Remember when Ras Kass was signed to Aftermath and released that Dr. Dre-produced album? Of course you don't: this shit happened mainly in Rassy's dreams. But he was able to get at least this one track from the good Doctor, who is listed as a featured guest but only acts in a production capacity (unless you count a brief sound bite taken from his “The Next Episode”), leaving Rassy, an annoying Busta Rhymes, and Dina Rae (the female vocalist best known for singing the hooks on the thirteenth track from most of Eminem's albums) to pick up the slack. While I understand completely why the label would want to promote anything Dr. Dre-related over any DJ Premier-produced effort (as 2001 was still pretty popular at the time Goldyn Chyld was supposed to drop), there is nothing about this song that screams “radio friendly” or even “Hey! Listen to me, motherfucker!”; in fact, it's ridiculously boring, and it succeeds only in making Ras Kass sound like another generic rapper from California. I can't recommend this shit to anybody.
4. EVERYTHING AND MORE (FEAT. MYA)
Rather than standing on the corner of Art and Commerce, Ras Kass bolts and goes on a shopping spree, turning in a performance that can only be described as sad. Our host chases after, and wins over, a female conquest that he falls in love with, but the problem is that Ras Kass is no LL Cool J: love raps should never be a part of his repertoire. This wasn't the worst song I've ever heard or anything, and our host mixes in enough vulgarities to help the listener remember that they're still listening to a Ras Kass album, but it was still pretty fucking awful. Remember when Mya actually mattered in the music industry? Actually, maybe my mind is playing tricks on me: it's entirely possible that Mya never actually mattered in the music industry. But she was (and still is) cute, though. Sigh.
5. C WHAT I C (FEAT. PHAROAHE MONCH)
Now this song is much closer to what Ras Kass fans were hoping for. Our host aligns himself with underground stalwart Pharoahe Monch and producer Hi-Tek for an entertaining back-and-forth featuring much shit-talking and a higher-than-expected number of hip hop references. Rassy and Monch bounce off each other admirably, and their chemistry only solidifies what our host lacked with Busta Rhymes (who, admittedly, only performed the hook on “The Whoop” and therefore didn't have much of an opportunity to branch out). This was a fun glimpse into what Van Gogh/Goldyn Chyld could have been.
6. IS THIS LOVE
Unlike this song, which is a glimpse into what Van Gogh actually was.
7. FUCQUP
Because Dr. Dre couldn't be bothered to lend Rassy more than one beat, he outsources to Scott Storch, who used to be the good Doctor's right-hand man before he started dating Lil' Kim and went insane, believing himself to be the greatest producer in history before fizzling the fuck out. The instrumental that ensues is entirely dull and of no consequence whatsoever (which isn't surprising). That's too bad, as Rassy is in top lyrical form on here, delivering verses chock-full of jokes and thinly-veiled threats against his adversaries and his record label (regarding Priority/Capitol, he says, “Ain't nothing move but the Beatles' money”, which sums up his working relationship with them in a single sentence). Also, the chanting in the chorus is fun to repeat, even if the rest of it is too wordy. Overall, could have been worse.
8. NBA (FEAT. XZIBIT & SAAFIR)
9. SEX (FEAT. XZIBIT)
10. 4 MUCH (FEAT. BAD AZZ, TASH, & NATE DOGG)
11. DRINKS UP HIGH
This is the exact same song as “What U Want”, except now rechristened with a title that cuts right to the chase (read: makes the song sound at least nineteen shades more generic than before).
12. HAPPINESS
Our host tricks listeners into thinking that “Happiness” will be a celebratory song about the importance of family, mothers in particular, since he dedicates the track to both his own mother and the mother of his children. But the song quickly takes a darker turn, focusing on doing whatever it takes to provide for your family and to earn your own “Happiness”. Mixed messages much? Still, it was refreshing to hear Ras Kass actually focus on a singular topic (something that hasn't happened very often in this overlong write-up, and I'm sure hip hop heads with kids of their own can relate to Rassy's mindstate. The instrumental is fairly bland, though, and the hook sucks exclusively left nuts, so go into this song at your own risk.
13. BACK IT UP (FEAT. KOKANE)
14. KICK ROCKS (FEAT. TRAY DEEE)
15. KISS OF DEATH (FEAT. SIDELINE)
It's interesting that, on his third attempt at releasing this song, Ras Kass refuses to let the whole Alchemist situation go, as “Home Sweet Home” still finds itself as the introductory joke on this track. Mind you, this was long after everybody stopped giving a fuck.
16. THE SEANCE (FEAT. KON ARTIS)
With the darker beat and the dialogue samples from the film The Others, which sounded a lot creepier when taken outside of the context of the movie, I thought “The Séance” was going to be a spiritual cousin to Soul On Ice's “Nature Of The Threat” or Rassassination's “Interview With A Vampire”, a six-minute-plus lyrical exploration of death (as hinted by the title). Well, close, but no cigar: after the sound bites play out, the Kon Artis instrumental (which is so fucking old that he wasn't even using his Mr. Porter alias at the time) kicks in, and the darkness is cast aside in favor of a generic beat and some horrific singing from the guest star. Our host does actually touch on the subject of death, but is broken up into three separate verses, so as to make “The Séance” sound more palatable for a mainstream audience that doesn't really exist, and he sounds pretty good regardless, I have to say. His third verse focuses on the current rap beefs of the time (remember when J-Ro of The Alkaholiks hated Xzibit?) and how a record label can still profit off of the death of their artist (and not necessarily by taking out life insurance policies on them, as some large corporations do to their employees, but I'm probably not that far off). There's plenty to chew on provided by the song, but the presentation left a lot to be desired, although to be fair, most of that is Mr. Porter's fault.
17. HATE ME MORE (FEAT. JELLY ROLL)
I don't know what this shit was supposed to be, but Ras Kass decided to end Goldyn Chyld with something that sounds like a terrible rap song, on which our host decries his many haters, with a shitty Jelly Roll beat (and chorus) accompanying his screed. But I could be mistaken: since this song failed to grab my attention and because I've just listened to three fucking albums all for the sake of a single post, my mind did its fair share of wandering. Suffice it to say, this song sucked.
SHOULD YOU TRACK THIS ALBUM DOWN? Only Ras Kass diehards should even bother. The problem with Goldyn Chyld is the same as with Van Gogh, although, admittedly, it is slightly more successful: Ras Kass is trying to find the connection between art and commerce, but he fails miserable, because his GPS is using an outdated map. The production upgrades on Goldyn Chyld sound fantastic on paper (DJ Premier! Dr. Dre! Hi-Tek! Kon Artis?), but the execution is lacking: it's almost as though our host wasn't sure what to do with himself after getting that genie to grant his wishes. As it is, both Goldyn Chyld and Van Gogh will always be held in high regard, as they are the “lost” Ras Kass albums, but that distinction isn't quite justified, as neither project is very good: the man is capable of much better work. For the most part, Ras Kass loses his lyrical focus in favor of trying to impress a general audience, and some of what results is flat-out fucking embarrassing to sit through. Ras Kass deserves better, and so do his fans. You should only bother with tracking these two (or three, depending on how obsessive a collector you are) albums down if you just absolutely have to have something that you're not technically supposed to have. Otherwise, these projects are meh at best.
And now, just because I mentioned it far too many times throughout this post:
HOME SWEET HOME
After listening to the song that caused Ras Kass so many fucking problems, I'm led to one conclusion: Including “Home Sweet Home” on Van Gogh would not have helped it to sound better. All it would have done is given Rassy a valid reason to include another A-list producer in the liner notes. The song itself (which I assume is readily available on the Interweb, although I've had a copy on my hard drive for about a full decade now) is alright, with Ras running at full steam with his goofy bars and general shit-talking at a personal high, but it's hard to say that “Home Sweet Home” is a better song that Jadakiss' “We Gonna Make It”: although they use the same backing, the two tracks serve entirely different functions in our chosen genre. Still, this track is worth the hunt if you're a Ras Kass fanatic (although if that describes you, this song is already on your fucking computer, but you get my point).
-Max
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April 23, 2011
A Reader's Gut Reaction / Not Available In Stores! 8-Off the Assassin - Wrap Your Lips Around This (1995)
(Today's Reader Review comes from The Professor, who last contributed half of the dual write-up for Capone-N-Noreaga's The War Report 2: Report The War. He's brought you two a short and sweet dissection of 8-Off the Assassin's aborted debut album, Wrap Your Lips Around This. Leave some notes for him below, and sorry, but that was the only picture I could actually find.)
November 18, 2010
Not Available In Stores! Deadly Venoms - Deadly Venoms (a/k/a Antidote) (1998)
Some of my readers may have wondered why I hadn't written about the only female crew in Wu-Tang Clan history, the Deadly Venoms, during the first round of female emcee write-ups. To those folks, I offer a shrug and a hand motion that indicates that it's time that we move on.
Lord only knows whose idea it was to bring the female perspective into the Wu-Tang Clan's melodically violent world. The Deadly Venoms (or Venom, as they were originally called) were formed in 1997 by Russ Prez and Storm, two guys whose Wu affiliation is still sketchy to me to this day (I'm convinced that they named their company Protect Ya Neck Productions simply to draw the Wu audience and not really because they were a part of the Clan's actual history.). For this crew, it was decided that ringers should be called in to ease the listener's transitional experience, so they called upon already established artists N-Tyce, Finesse (of Finesse & Synquis), and Champ MC to join relative unknown (to me) J-Boo in recording songs that were mostly about mic dominance by way of the swinging sword. A fifth member, Lin Que (formerly of the X-Clan), joined the group but left without having ever recorded any songs under the Deadly Venoms banner.
The quartet released their debut single, "Bomb Threat / Boulevard", to mild acclaim, by which I mean that nobody outwardly complained about it. They also made a guest appearance on, of all things, a Kurupt album (Kuruption!).Encouraged by the reaction, they set about recording their debut album, which is occasionally referred to on the Interweb as Antidote but is actually called Deadly Venoms, for A&M Records. To ensure a successful release, Storm and Russ Prez called in favors from The RZA (on the production side for a couple of tracks) and various members of the Wu-Tang Clan, of which only four of whom bothered to call back. They handled the rest of the project themselves, leaving room for an occasional weed carrier and for a mighty posse cut featuring two other crews that were signed to Protect Ya Neck Productions, M.M.O. and KGB, neither of whom went on to much success later on.
In 1998, the Deadly Venoms seemed to be ready to give the hip hop world an earful, with videos in the can and promotional discs in the hands of critics. Unfortunately, A&M became embroiled in financial troubles, and a pending merger with Polygram essentially killed the Deadly Venoms project before it could ever leave the vault, making this project one of the Wu-Tang Clan's holy grails.
(Sadly, this pattern actually repeated itself when the crew tried to release a second album on an entirely different label, but we'll get to that story another time.)
Deadly Venoms is an actual Wu-Tang Clan-sanctioned release, though, which makes it enough for me to actually give a damn about it. J-Boo, Finesse, Champ MC, and N-Tyce were never given a fair shot at a second life in our chosen genre due to label politics (and, I imagine, a complete lack of interest from actual Wu stans), so I feel that today's post serves as an appropriate dedication to the hard work the four ladies put in.
But is this shit any good?
1. INTRO
Foregoing your typical rap album intro bullshit, the ladies choose instead to each spit a verse over some boring Storm instrumental work. Although each one of the four has a distinctive voice, they all seem to share a similar presence, which makes it difficult to tell them apart and to even pay attention to the words, to be honest. (The lone exception is N-Tyce, who comes across as the most interesting by default.) I found it curious that a girl group promoting themselves as an offshoot of the Wu-Tang Clan would sidestep the rather obvious idea to have a sound bite from a kung-fu flick open up the album, though.
2. ONE MORE TO GO (THE EARTHQUAKE) (FEAT. CAPPADONNA, METHOD MAN, INSPECTAH DECK, STREETLIFE, & GZA/GENIUS)
Probably the only song in the Deadly Venoms catalog that most Wu stans can even remember, and it sure as fuck isn't because of the performances from the ladies. (Although they do keep up with the guys effortlessly.) Including sound effects jacked from the same kung-fu flicks they avoided on the intro was a nice touch, but the beat, from the combined efforts of Russ Prez and Storm, is dark, imposing, and more than a little bit dull. So it's up to the verses to save the day, and for the most part, everyone sounds pretty good, except for the shitty Cappadonna (who also handles part of the chorus), who was a larger presence in the Wu world at the time, and the out-of-place GZA/Genius, who doesn't normally make guest appearances of this nature, spitting a verse that is similar to what appeared on his own “Amplified Sample” but, upon further inspection, only shares a couple of bars with that song, so huzzah for not recycling lyrics, Gary. Still, this was pretty decent, although I am a Wu stan; everyone else may wonder what the big deal is.
3. DRUG FREE (FEAT. OL' DIRTY BASTARD & SHORTY SHIT STAIN)
This was excruciatingly painful to listen to. The song isn't very good in the first place, but in light of how guest star Ol' Dirty Bastard passed away, this track adopts a morbid postscript. Osirus delivers a dark, paranoid verse, one that could only be fueled by heavy cocaine use, and then urges kids to stay away from drugs, ostensibly so that the kids don't turn out as insane as ODB sounds on here. Not really sure why this is considered a Deadly Venoms song: only Champ MC appears, and hardly ever at that. No, this is a Big Baby Jesus song all the way (and was erroneously labeled as such when it was posted to blogs immediately after Russell's death), and his performance is so harrowing that it may actually work as an anti-drug public service announcement. But not as a song.
4. COUNTERFEITERS
Russ Prez's moody instrumental sounds just broken enough to qualify as a Wu-Tang beat, but had it not been for those escaping piano keys, this would be boring as shit. Everyone that isn't N-Tyce sounds like Rah Digga without the talent, which is unfortunate, as all of these ladies have more experience behind the mic. “Counterfeiters” ended up sounding like an imitation Wu-Tang b-team group effort, which is kind of sad, because they bounce off of each other's energy fairly easily.
5. LADIES ROOM
The chorus is fucking ridiculous, but at least N-Tyce gets bonus points for making the obvious reference to Klymaxx's hit song “Meeting In The Ladies Room”. This team of queen killa beez actually benefit from Storm's non-Wu-sounding instrumental: had it not been for the word overload, this could have been a mildly successful mainstream single. The Deadly Venoms obviously loved the beat: they allow it to play out, unobstructed, for the final minute of the track. While it is actually a pretty good piece of music, the ladies fail to do much with it. They all still sound alike at this point, which is a problem five tracks into their debut.
6. WHAT, WHAT
This is actually pretty dope. What is essentially a freestyle session is bolstered by Storm's minimalist beat, which bears a striking resemblance to Erick Sermon's work on Keith Murray's “Hot To Def”. J-Boo, Champ MC, N-Tyce, and Finesse all hit the ground running, passing the mic back and forth while taking turns destroying all of the furniture in the studio, sounding more like a female Originoo Gunn Clappaz than anyone related to the Wu. Which makes this a great time to ask the hip hop gods yet again for a Wu-Tang Clan / Boot Camp Clik collaborative project. You know you want to do one, guys.
7. POCKETS STAY DEEPLY
Russ Prez's instrumental on here is pretty fucking great, providing the soundtrack for J-Boo, Champ MC, and Finesse's financial dealings. This could have been put to better use as a heist song, since the beat offers dramatic flourishes that don't necessarily correlate with the concept of hustling, but otherwise, this was a really good song. N-Tyce was missing in action on here, but you won't really mind all that much.
8. THE WAY WE FEEL
Not so much a “song” as it is another freestyle session, except this one is uninteresting at best. The Deadly Venoms all try their best to differentiate themselves from one another, but unlike the actual Wu and their separate personalties, these ladies are difficult to distinguish, even with their unique voices and deliveries: it's too much effort to even care at this point. I'm just saying that it's very easy to understand why the Deadly Venoms failed to find themselves a release date.
9. D-EVILS
Borrowing a title from the Shawn Carter catalog isn't the beat idea in the world, but shifting the original song's focus to the evil that women do is a novel concept. It's too bad that most of the crew fails to stick with the theme, even N-Tyce, who introduces the fucking idea at the very beginning. There isn't much to recommend on here, although Storm's instrumental is peaceful in its repetition, I suppose.
10. WORD LIFE
Meh.
11. EVERYTHING
You would think that Wu-Tang offshoot groups would be exempt from the rules and regulations of our chosen genre, since hardly anyone ever looks for these albums anyway, but they apparently are not, so the Deadly Venoms present listeners with their love rap. You don't need me to tell you that, after an entire album filled with violent threats, sociopathic outbursts, and lyrical bombast, this doesn't sound entirely natural, but here you go: this doesn't sound entirely natural. Especially when J-Boo uses the phrase “mother freak” instead of the much more fun to say “mother fuck”. Why the restraint now, ladies?
12. RING BELLS POSSE (PYN SYMPHONY) (FEAT. KGB & M.M.O.)
Having already filled the need for a collaboration with the Wu-Tang Clan (well, some of the members of the Clan, anyway), the only logical direction for the Venoms to travel is alongside the crews of M.M.O. And KGB, both of whom were also Wu-Tang affiliates, but in a “third cousins twice removed” way. Over a low-key Storm production, J-Boo, Finesse, and N-Tyce barely register, allowing their invited guests time to play, and to their credit, everyone sounds decent enough, although absolutely nobody would ever listen to this song and believe that either M.M.O. or KGB deserved their own albums or anything.
13. FORMULATE
This song sucks elephant cock, so I'll use this space to wonder just how long it will take for The RZA to sample Nicolas Cage's dialogue from the remake of The Wicker Man for a Wu-Tang song. “Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees!”
14. SLICE LIKE SWORDS
How can the Deadly Venoms include a song entitled “Slice Like Swords” on their album and not include the sound effect of a sword slicing through the air? That's a missed opportunity right there: that seemed like a fucking freebie. Forget about the fact that a track with such a Wu-esque title sounds nothing like what the Wu would ever use themselves, and focus on the absolutely horrible song you're presented with, and you're forgiven for not exactly caring who any of these ladies actually are.
15. READY (FEAT. TEKITHA)
J-Boo, Champ MC, N-Tyce, and Finesse use the micro-beat (on which Wu songstress Tekitha's crooning is the most thought-out aspect) to run a gimmick into the fucking ground and then pour dirt over its rotting corpse: reciting a list of events that they are “ready” for. The Interweb believes that none other than Prince Rakeem produced the beat, a claim that appears to have been confirmed by Finesse's verse, and his free jazz association, while sounding interesting in its own right, isn't very conducive to mic ripping. It reminded me of a much more subdued version of Raekwon's RZA-produced “Black Mozart”. By the way, why wasn't Raekwon on this project? That motherfucker works with absolutely everybody.
16. RAP SCHOLAR (FEAT. LA THE DARKMAN & JAMIE SOMMERS)
The Interweb seems to think that The RZA is behind this one as well, which annoys me, because I like to associate Bobby Digital with better, more elaborate instrumentals. La the Darkman, appearing on Deadly Venoms because shut up, that's why, doesn't even manage to make a dent in the proceedings. I don't think he was even in the studio that day: it seems that his cameo was recorded through the power of osmosis. This was a truly boring way to end the album.
SHOULD YOU TRACK IT DOWN? I wouldn't. The self-titled debut from the Deadly Venoms is extremely difficult to sit through, as each individual track wears you out, and not in a good way. As a Wu-Tang Clan offshoot album, there isn't much to recommend, since all of the contributions from the guests (including the actual Wu-Tang Clan members) sound disinterested, from GZA's boring verse to The RZA's cutting room floor instrumentals. As a regular rap album, there isn't much on here that will engage the audience. J-Boo, Champ MC, Finesse, and N-Tyce all sound alright enough as a part of a group (it helps that they have prior experience on their resumes), and it is admirable to hear them rhyme without quickly resorting to asserting their sexuality: these ladies manage to pull off a credible Wu impersonation. But the beats always seem to be playing on an entirely different plane of existence, as the Venoms attack every single one with the exact same level of intensity, which grows tiring very quickly. Most Wu stans will already have Deadly Venoms in their possession, so I'm probably preaching to the choir, but if you insist on tracking this one down, I recommend to listening to only one or two tracks a day. A few of these songs are really fucking good, but they can't override the project as a whole.
-Max
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