Any emcee
that finds themselves signed to the Koch graveyard (today known as eOne) has to
take a look in the mirror. At some point during their career, their lagging
sales figures or their controversial asides away from music caused their major
label home to think twice about re-upping their contract – I mean, when was the
last time you heard about a brand new artist signing a multi-million deal with
Koch? It’s a cause for reflection for most artists, who use the opportunity as
a challenge to record and release music against significantly increased budget
restraints, all the while hoping that they somehow luck into capturing
lightning in a bottle once again.
Or you’re
Keith Murray, and you end up getting kicked out of the graveyard, too.
Keith “Keith
Murray” Murray’s career has long been one of diminishing returns. His highest
highs came early in his career, after opting out of his pseudonym, MC Do
Damage, and taking the novel route of using his actual name: after making a
splash of a debut on Erick Sermon’s “Hostile”, Murray released three solo
albums under the tutelage of Sermon, all of which have some monster tracks on
them. Those projects, The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World, Enigma, and
It’s A Beautiful Thing, were released by Jive Records to critical acclaim, if
not the sales to match. Thanks to the success of the Def Squad (the crew made
up of Sermon, Murray, and Redman, whose collaborative album El Niño was a
late-1990s sleeper hit), Murray switched label homes to Def Jam Records, where
he managed to release only one album, He’s Keith Murray, before his violent
tendencies managed to get him kicked out of their offices. The Koch graveyard
accepted him with open arms, as they did with every lost artists back then, releasing
the ridiculously-titled Rap-Murr-Phobia (The Fear of Real Hip Hop) in 2007, which sold zero copies.
However, his
sixth full-length, Intellectual Violence, dropped in 2008 on his own L.O.D.
Records, and a quick glance at the rest of Murray’s discography shows that he
hasn’t signed to a major label ever since. Right now, he seems to be beholden
to Sermon’s Def Squad Records, which has since become an indie outlet with a major Bandcamp presence. I don’t remember reading anything about why Murray was
no longer a part of Koch or eOne, but his past history leads one to believe
that his temperament may have gotten the best of him. Again.
I had
stopped giving a shit about Keith Murray’s body of work a long time ago. I have
write-ups for the man’s first five albums up on the site, but I only really
ever paid attention to the first four when they were released, and that’s the
way I try to remember the man: as a lyrical beast skilled enough to weave deft
wordplay with some goofy jokes and references, all while lucking into some
great beats from time to time. So while I was aware of the existence of
Intellectual Violence, I had given up on the man a long time ago: his shtick
had long gotten old, and the later work I was familiar with featured a Keith
Murray that didn’t seem to care about his craft. But I’ve run out of Redman
albums to write about, so.
Intellectual Violence is named after a phrase he used during a winning cameo on his hero LL
Cool J’s “I Shot Ya (Remix)”. It was intended to describe what he represents,
which was pretty apt: nobody’s ever accused the man of being an idiot. But when
your, oh, let’s just say passionate, responses toward the labels that have been
tasked to aid your career result in you getting bounced out of multiple jobs,
perhaps one should rethink the “violence” part a bit, lest you end up in a
position where the only way you can release your music is through a half-assed
label you create yourself, where your only product is a poorly-mixed album where the guest features or production credits aren't labeled in any way (I listened to this online, so I have no liner notes, but if the Interweb is accurate, there aren't really any liner notes anyway) so that you don’t
have to pay any of your collaborators, since your project won’t make a dent in
the current hip hop landscape anyway and, as such, will fly under most radars.
Working
theory, folks.
1. OTIS
(INTRO)
An excerpt
from House of 1000 Corpses? Sure, okay, Keith. At least it actually sets up the
next track (and first song on the album) decently.
2, RUN FOR
YA LIFE
So goddamn
terrible that it retroactively destroys Keith Murray’s image as a lyrical
beast. That isn’t hyperbole: our host is stymied by the instrumental, which is
far more mainstream than what our host has utilized in the past, and the
awkward, stilted flor present on “Run For Ya Life” does nothing for the boasts
and threats he typically conjures up, making him sound empty. He also seems to
have misplaced several skills from his pen game, as everything he manages to
spit on here is Great Value Keith Murray and just as convincing. I’ve made a
huge mistake and I’d like to get off of this ride now, please.
3. TALK DAT
SHIT
“Your ass
outta here, like stratasophic.” That’s no typo: Keith actually speaks that line
into existence at the beginning of his second verse on “Talk Dat Shit”, which
is another terrible outing. The instrumental sounds like something his
formerly-estranged sister’s fiancé cooked up in his bedroom in an attempt to
impress our host, and Murray felt obligated to use it in order not to fuck things
up before the wedding, which is supposed to take place this weekend. Then
again, Keith sounds so… tired throughout “Talk Dat Shit” that this could
qualify as a satirical attack on hip hop heads, one where he deliberately turns
in a poor performance in order to subvert their lofty expectations. I’m completely
joking: that would be giving this shitty song way too much credit.
4. U AIN’T
NO GANGSTA (SKIT)
…
5. U AIN’T
NO GANGSTA
Look, I get
it: when you’re releasing your album on an unknown label that’s run from the
same desk as where you do your temp data entry day job, you’re going to try to
game the system a bit in your favor, in the hope that your project is noticed
by the right people. But that still doesn’t fully explain the horseshit that is
“U Ain’t No Gangsta”, two verses wrapped around an R&B hook and one of
those faux-soulful beats that someone would upload to their Soundcloud today as
“College Dropout Kanye-type beat.mp3”. This was fucking bad, folks. Not only
are the lyrics terrible and homophobic (Murray sounds incredulous at the idea
that someone could ever be stabbed by a gay man, as though he’s equating that
possibility with the chance that he could run into a unicorn at Home Depot),
they’re also the same bars that appear on EPMD’s “They Tell Me” off of their We
Mean Business album, which was released later that same year. I’d be willing to
bet that E and PMD’s track came first, though, and here’s why: “U Ain’t No
Gangsta” shares its entire first verse and four bars off of the second with
“They Tell Me”, with those loose lines worked into the body of the stanza for
Erick and Parish. But when Keith runs out of words during his second verse, you
can actually hear the transition in his mind from old to new, and he struggles
even worse than usual with his dumbass phony threats and alleged lyrical
praise. Have I ever just ended a write-up when I was only partly through the
album before? Because I’m very goddamn tempted right now.
6. HEY
LADIES
Keith “Keith
Murray” Murray’s most engaged performance thus far happens to appear on “Hey
Ladies”, in which he uses up his two verses terribly flirting with an anonymous
woman (or women, who knows), which is yet another topic of discussion nobody
wanted to ever hear our host approach. To be fair, though, his bars, although not
inspired in the least and nowhere near what he was capable of at his peak, work
their magic on the instrumental, so the two-and-a-half minutes it takes for
“Hey Ladies” to play out fly right by. I would still like to get that time
back, though: please visit my gofundme to find out how you two
can help.
7. 2 N----Z
Murray
flexes his storytelling muscle on “2 N----z”, a crime tale which follows two
men doing illegal shit and running into opposition. The beat isn’t very good, but
its attempts to fake dramatic intensity connect a handful of times, which aids
our host as he sets the stage. Working within the story format, he’s forced to
simplify his vocabulary in order for the tale to unfold, and his flow sounds
strange at first as a result. “2 N----z” doesn’t even last for two full
minutes, as Murray interrupts himself by promising the story a “to be
continued”, so I suppose we shall see. I’ve heard worse songs from Keith
Murray, is what I’m saying.
8. DEF SQUAD
(FEAT. REDMAN & ERICK SERMON)
You’re only
reading this write-up to see where Keith Murray stands with the rest of the Def
Squad, right? Yeah, me too. So you’ll be happy to learn that the lazily-titled
“Def Squad” features both Erick Sermon and Reggie Noble. (Some heads will
recognize this track as the Redman song “Don’t Make No Sense”, released two
years prior: given how the hook plays on here, Reggie’s title is a much better
fit.) Just by sheer guest star energy alone, “Def Squad” has got to be the best song on
Intellectual Violence: hell, our host even sounds a tiny bit excited to be
here, even though his verse is by far the worst of the three. After a lengthy
concert intro that wasn’t entirely necessary. Sermon opens the track, with
Reggie riding in the middle, his verbal Flubber bounding all over the
instrumental. This was pretty good, even if the chorus was a bit lazy, but be
forewarned: this is the album’s peak, and it’s all downhill from here.
9. PEN LIFE
Okay, that
last line was a bluff: “Pen Life” has some redeeming value. But that’s it, you
two, no lie. I didn’t need the lengthy setup and dialogue lifted from Joe
Pesci’s character in Casino, though. Over an unintentionally goofy instrumental
that loops up a version of “The Streets of Cairo”, our host dives into what
life is like behind bars while offering up helpful advice to the listener.
(“Drink a lot of water” isn’t prison-specific, as it should apply to everyone,
but it’s still nice to know he cares.) This is the type of shit people want
when they try to listen to a Keith Murray album: a wordsmith waxing eloquently
about a subject, providing a level of detail that has you witnessing the events
unfolding alongside our host, except with your ears. It isn’t better than “Def
Squad”, but it’s a different vibe, so it doesn’t have to be.
10. GOT OUR
OWN THANG (FEAT. L.O.D.)
It’s nice to
know that Keith Murray hasn’t yet abandoned his friends in the Legion of Doom, giving
both of his uncredited guests (I assume they’re 50 Grand and Kel Vicious, but I
wasn’t in the recording sessions, so I guess I’ll never know) time to shine on
“Got Our Own Thang”, a posse cut, one which makes great strides toward, but
never comes close to reaching, the level of excitement that must have been felt
in the studio whenever EPMD shared their space with guests. The problem is
that, while nobody comes across as weak, it’s nigh impossible to tell anybody
apart from one another. I’m fairly sure Keith appears on here, but I don’t feel
confident enough to commit. And when your posse cut sounds like it was
performed by just one dude, well, you’ve got a failure on your hands, son. One that
you wouldn’t shut off or skip past, of course, but still, this will be
absolutely nobody’s go-to.
11. WDEF
RADIO
Skit…
12. I’LL GO
CRAZY
Our host
repositions himself as the Forrest Gump of rapper deaths. Okay, that’s a severe
exaggeration, but there isn’t any other reason for him to brag about hanging out
with The Notorious B.I.G. less than twenty-four hours before he was murdered,
or being in the vicinity when 2Pac was shot in New York. If anything, this just
makes him the prime suspect, wouldn’t it? Murray uses the hook on “I’ll Go
Crazy” to warn the listener to not test him, but then talks about how apparently
everyone he’s ever known has passed away, and we’re supposed to not think that
those two concepts are related somehow? I guess what I’m saying is, Keith
Murray is a serial killer, and this track doubles as his confession.
13. KILL EM
(SKIT)
…
14. WHAT IS
TROUBLE
Keith Murray
has always worked best when the instrumental backing he’s given helps set an antagonistic
mood, as that caused him to want to physically fight the microphone using his
words. (That was supposed to be a compliment.) The beat for “What Is Trouble”
(a terrible fucking song title, by the way) is not one of those, so Murray
comes across as that obnoxious dude at the bar who doesn’t know how to shut the
fuck up, but you’re too lazy and/or tipsy to leave your stool, so you power
through it. Ugh.
15.
EXCITEMENT (SKIT)
…
16. BLOKKA
BLOKKA
Meh. Man,
does it feel good to use that again.
17. STALKER
(SKIT)
…
18. RAT
HUNTERS
Likely
unintentional (and unintentionally hilarious) reference to Johnny Dangerous’
“Beat That Bitch With a Bat” aside, “Rat Hunters” is somehow even worse that
its crappy song title. Keith and an uncredited guest spew lazy street rhymes
that don’t necessarily have to discover new territory, but you know, it’s be
nice if Keith gave a damn about the quality of his work. The chorus is
performed at a first grade reading level, the instrumental plods along like the
piffle used on those Wu-Tang Clan z-team albums of olde (I had a Solomon Childs
vibe when I wrote that last sentence for some reason), and, worst of all,
absolutely none of this was entertaining in any way. Skip this shit, with a
vengeance if you’re able.
19. ANGER
“Anger” is
probably the first word that comes to mind whenever I think of Keith Murray.
(Others include “weed”, because of “Herb Is Pumpin’” and “Get Lifted”;
“beautifullest”; and “Wendy’s”, thanks to an old profile in The Source that has
stuck with me for, oh, let’s say twenty years). So having our host explore the
concept of “Anger”, “the most misunderstood emotion” according to him, is at
the very least mildly interesting to me. The man does seem to be more focused
than usual over the beat, but ultimately the song fails to initiate a dialogue,
as Keith would rather beat your ass than confront his demons. Ah well.
20. DON’T
HATE ME CAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL
I would have
preferred a rap album outro than this garbage, which seemingly exists only to
evoke memories of Murray’s breakthrough single, “The Most Beautifullest Thing
In This World”, a song I still don’t fucking like, @ me. Keith refers to his
flow as “lyrical nihilism”, which I actually agree with, as he definitely recorded
this entire project without a single fuck given about his career’s longevity, his
legacy, or our chosen genre.
THE LAST
WORD: Although there are plenty of aggressive acts taking place on here, there
is absolutely nothing intellectual about Intellectual Violence. Hip hop heads
will be hard-pressed to find even the tiniest sliver of the Keith Murray who
once slaughtered Erick Sermon beats while using made-up words such as
“beautifullest”, as the Murray that attends this particular seminar sounds
bored, lethargic, and flat-out untalented. Everything about this project seems
to have been rushed, which is absurd, as it dropped just one year after his
final (to date) major label effort: there is absolutely no reason Keith
couldn’t have taken his time. Instead, as a thank you for following the man
since Sermon’s “Hostile”, we receive elementary rhymes lazily “spit” over some
generically bland instrumentals (some of which may have actually come from
Sermon, who the fuck knows) that are physically incapable of grasping anyone’s
attention. I’ve heard much more polished material from Soundcloud rappers who
record their songs sitting on the floor of their bedroom closet because the
acoustics are better in there: I’m not saying Intellectual Violence could have
sounded better had our host tried that tactic, but it certainly couldn’t have
fucking hurt. This album is terrible, and everyone involved should be ashamed
that they ever dared to ask people to pay for this bullshit. Fuck this. (Speaking of
which, Sermon has Intellectual Violence up for sale on the Def Squad Bandcamp page, which is by far the most marketing this project has ever received in its
relatively short lifespan. Tell your friends. Or, rather, don't.)
-Max
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I don’t see
how you’d even want to follow Keith Murray’s career after reading this shit,
but here’s a link if you’re feeling particularly masochistic.
It’s a damn shame how this man has allowed his career to fly off the rails in such a manner. Guess the fact that he’s actually accepting offers to perform in bingo halls shouldn’t come as a surprise, now. Also, Erick Sermon comes off as a saint for still fucking with homeboy after all the missed opportunities throughout the years. Or a bonehead. You pick.
ReplyDeletePreach on. Wish he'd overcome his demons soon. He was truly phenomenal at one point....
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