Although I'm technically taking a small break, I'm sneaking in this Wu-affiliate post as a companion piece to Michael's Northstar review. If you're still not a fan of anything Wu-related, try coming back tomorrow. This post will still be up, but twenty-four hours will have passed, and you may feel more relaxed about the whole thing. It's just an article, after all.
The Black Knights were a California-based rap quartet (made up of Doc Doom, Crisis the Sharpshooter, Monk, and Holocaust) who impressed The RZA enough to snag a deal on his now-defunct Wu-Tang Records, signing at the same time as their West Coast peers, the duo Northstar. In his infinite wisdom, The RZA joined the two crews when introducing them to the world, crediting them as the Black Knights Of The North Star when they appeared on Prince Rakeem's various compilation projects and such; however, when it came to their debut projects, they were decidedly two separate acts.
Riding a wave of decent buzz, the Black Knights recorded their debut release, Every Night Is A Black Knight, in 2001. Unfortunately, the project never saw the official light of day in its original incarnation, as The RZA saw fit to keep it locked up in the vaults for unknown reasons. (Obviously, this wasn't a good sign.) Holocaust, who had since broken out on his own thanks to cameo appearances on Bobby Digital and Killarmy projects, left the group and embarked on a scattershot solo career, having already released more solo projects than many actual members of the Clan. A few years later, Doc Doom was shot and killed, leaving only Crisis and Monk as the remaining Knights, who, to their credit, still attempt to carry on the name today.
Although I have no clue as to why Every Night Is A Black Knight wasn't released on schedule (especially when Northstar's debut did hit store shelves), it did eventually reach the hands of Wu stans who wouldn't take "no" for an answer. The Black Knights themselves sold a version of their debut at live shows, and they partnered with Wu-affiliated website Chamber Musik for a semi-official, slighty revised physical release in 2007 (containing a few additional songs and some tweaks to the older ones). Today, however, you can download it off of Amazon, a fact I didn't realize until just now, as I finished this sentence.
For quite a while, Every Night Is A Black Knight was held in high esteem by Wu stans as a holy grail of sorts, an unreleased gem that held the secrets of the universe, or at least contained some really good music that was unfairly being held back from the masses. Clearly, we all know this wasn't true, since it's not as though mountains moved and seas parted when it finally became available for purchase six years later: hell, I'm willing to bet that the majority of the two of you who are still reading this review didn't even know that you can actually buy this off of Amazon until today. But still.
1.
INTRO
A
sample of film dialogue to kick off the album? This better be going
somewhere.
2.
KILLA 4 LIFE
Doc
Doom dominates the first actual song on here, the curiously-placed
“Killa 4 Life”, which I classify as such because, as the Black
Knights are pretty much an unknown entity, wouldn't it have made more
sense to throw something in this slot that not only introduces the
masses to Doom, Monk, and Crisis, but also promotes the group's
actual name? It's called branding, folks. Anyway, the hook on here
is shit, but the actual verses sounded okay over 6 Mil's production,
which tries too hard to sound like Wu-Tang as run through a Cali
filter for me to be entirely satisfied. Doom tackles two verses and
positions himself as the de facto leader, and, well, he's not a bad
choice, really.
3.
DIRT UP (FEAT. G TWIN)
Much
more straightforward with its West Coast gangsta leanings, right down
to the fake-ass Nate Dogg-esque hook (performed by G Twin). The Doc
Doom instrumental isn't a banger, but it's pretty fucking good
regardless, and Doom, Monk, and Crisis all manage to not embarrass
themselves, which was nice. Okay, I'm being too mean: everyone
actually sounded pretty good. The overall content isn't anything
new, but these guys at least come across as both confident and
competent behind the microphone.
4.
ALMIGHTY BLACK KNIGHTS (FEAT. GEMINI)
One
frequent boast I hear from rappers is regarding how they claim to
purchase a rival's album, open it up, listen to it, and then return
it to the store, for a full refund, mind you, because it sucks. What
fucking store accepts returns on open compact discs? That sounds
like a poorly thought-out dis, if you ask me. The logic just isn't
there. Anyway, “Almighty Black Knights” is awful, so maybe it's
a good thing that the Black Knights chose not to open the album with
it even though the group's name is in the title. 6 Mil's beat is too
awkward for anyone to use adequately (and that includes former Knight
Holocaust, who turns up here only to lend an uninspired performance),
and Gemini's hook is terrible. Claws scratching down a chalkboard?
Preferable to her off-key singing. No bullshit.
5.
SKIT 1
Another
sample of dialogue (from Menace II Society)? Sheesh.
6.
KILLA KAL LIFESTYLE (FEAT. BLACK TECHS)
You're
apparently not allowed to be a rapper from California if you don't
eventually touch on gang-banging as subject matter. As such, the
Black Knights follow up the previous interlude with a song that tries
oh so very hard to make it seem like these guys would just as quickly
rob and kill you as they would shake your hand in gratitude for
knowing who the fuck they are. The good news is that “Killa Kal
Lifestyle” does not sound like an attempt to emulate the Wu-Tang
Clan. The bad news is that, in return, it sounds like many other
shitty rap songs, except this one also contains some crappy female
vocals. Sigh. (This appears to be different than from the version
of this song that appeared on the Black Knights promo, as that take
featured a Holocaust verse.)
7.
SKIT 2
…
8.
SMACK THIS BITCH (FEAT. KURUPT & SANDMAN)
Holocaust,
who also goes by the rap name Warcloud depending on whether he's
awake or dreaming and not sure which one is real life, stole this
song and put it on his own solo album, Nightmares That Surface From Shallow Sleep, when it became obvious to
everyone except the other Black Knights that Every Night Is A Black Knight wasn't going to
make its original release date. This obviously misogynistic entry
(hey, this is gangsta rap, after all) features professional hater of
women the world over Kurupt (who, if you'll recall, frequently uses
“hos like tennis rackets”, at least according to Snoop Doggy
Dogg's “Doggy Dogg World”), although he only contributes ad-libs,
which is a strange way for the group to blow their album budget. At
least get half a verse or something. Holocaust provides the final
verse, sounding like he's so far above this material that he's
observing it from space, while the rest of the Black Knights try
their damnedest to alienate the female audience that wouldn't have
wanted to purchase this project in the first fucking place. Kurupt
gets the last laugh, though: how that guy manages to score any pussy
is beyond me, as he goes so far past misogyny that he just sounds
fucking hateful. And, keep in mind, I usually like the guy's work.
What does that say about me?
9.
KNIGHTS OR NUTHIN'
6
Mil's beat is simple, almost too simple, but it stays the hell out of
the way as the four Black Knights all attempt to redeem their actions
from the previous track. And for the most part, they succeed.
Holocaust finally delivers a verse that reminds Wu stans why we
started to give a damn about him in the first place, while Monk,
Crisis, and Doc Doom all score points with punchline and braggadocio.
Hell, even the vocals repeating the song title at random intervals
manages to remain enjoyable. Yeah, I liked this track.
10.
BANGED OUT (FEAT. KAM)
Conversely,
I couldn't get into this song, guest star notwithstanding. It is what it is.
11.
SKIT 3
…
12.
HUSTLE IS A WAY OF LIFE
6
Mil's instrumental has some interesting elements to it, but they're
paired up with a traditional drum beat that can't help but make the
overall track seem generic by design. That was unfortunate. The trio
all sound decent enough during their respective contributions, but
one doesn't get the sense that any of these guys really believe in
the titular phrase, which defeats the whole purpose of the song
existing in the first place. Unless it's satire. Which this is not. Groan.
13.
GANGSTA ACT (FEAT. KURUPT & PC)
The
Black Knights invite Kurupt back to the studio, and it's clear that,
this time around, they laid down the law and forced him to actually
contribute a verse. Kurupt, however, acts like a petulant
child, interrupting Monk's verse to deliver his own half-assed
performance. Okay, I realize that he didn't really cut off Monk, but
the editing of the track sure makes it seem like Kurupt is a dick,
which doesn't do him any favors. Man, this sure was a long paragraph
to describe an instantly forgettable song, huh?
14.
DUC LO
Doc
Doom gets a solo showcase (only on the re-release), further
positioning him as the leader of the group, and even with a corny
hook that works in the song's title more often than necessary, he
gets his point across effectively. The RZA finally checks in to see
how Every Night Is A Black Knight is going, giving his boy a really good beat that twists
and turns at the end. This doesn't sound like your typical RZA
production of the time: in spots, I thought I was listening to an
Automator interpretation of gangsta rap. Which is a weird but apt
compliment, even though I hold Dan Nakamura and Prince Rakeem in
equally high regard for entirely different types of beats. Anyway,
this was enjoyable.
15.
ROLLIN' (FEAT. THE RZA)
Bobby
Digital borroed this Doc Doom production for the Killa Beez
compilation The Sting back when it was clear that Every Night Is A Black Knight wasn't going to see
a proper release, but even though I liked it on the glorified
Wu-affiliate sampler, it fits much better within the context of the
actual Black Knights project. The instrumental still bangs, and The
RZA is clearly having a ball with his verse, altering his overall
RZA-ness to fit into a lazy drive around the Los Angeles area with
his right hand in between his passenger's legs. Doc Doom and Monk
also sound pretty good, too, coming across as damn near refreshed
after what her been a long-ass album thus far.
16.
HEY LADIES (FEAT. BLACK TECHS & DEXTER WIGGLES)
The
Black Knights make a bold decision regarding their cover of the
Beastie Boys classic “Hey Ladies”, pretending that the source
material doesn't even exist by choosing not to reuse any parts of the
original beat, lyrics, or sensibilities present, and also this is a
different song. “Hey Ladies” is kind of boring, in that it
exists merely to fill the requirement that any gangsta rap album
needs to feature at least one song where the artists, who have spent
the resp of the project dissing and dismissing the bitches as little
more than sperm receptacles, proclaim their love of women
pussy. However, I found Dexter's sing-songy first verse kind of funny in
its audacity. Still, though, this sucked.
17.
WHAT U LOOKIN AT ME 4 (FEAT. G TWIN, PC, DEXTER WIGGLES, P NUT, PIMP
NASTY, BIG NUT, & THE RZA)
Meh. And I also have no comment about how none of the actual Black Knights appear on here.
18.
REAL SHIT (FEAT. PC)
Not
exactly the realest shit ever written, and 6 Mil's beat doesn't
reflect how the Black Knights want listeners to feel about them. But
the fact that Holocaust gamely plays along is amusing, unlike the
overlong interlude that kicks off the song.
19.
STATE OF EMERGENCY (FEAT. PC)
At
this point, the Black Knights have long since worn out their welcome
and are living on borrowed time, as this debut album is about nine
tracks too long. 6 Mil's instrumental isn't engaging in the least
bit, and PC's hook is frustrating, taking the listener completely out
of the overall experience. We're done here.
Some
versions of Every Night Is A Black Knight end with a short outro, but the digital download
available on Amazon smartly leaves it off, cutting away before things
get too desperate.
FINAL THOUGHTS: Here's the thing: Every Night Is A Black Knight is really fucking long, and most of it isn't good enough to warrant such a long running time. The music also isn't as engaging as it should be, for the most part: although the production is certainly competent and even good in spots, it's hard to distinguish this stuff from most other rap songs of the time. However, the Black Knights themselves manage to sound enjoyable enough, so that you'll sit through this just to hear them rhyme, even as you grit your teeth through the guest stars. Doc Doom, Crisis, and Monk work together well as a team, which makes it even more depressing that the Black Knights as we knew them no longer exist. Had they secured catchier production and maybe a high-profile cameo from someone not named Kurupt, Every Night Is A Black Knight could have been the hidden gem that Wu stans seem to believe it to be. What we ended up with, though, is an okay, overlong project that should have been much more. Still, some of this holds up much better than I had expected, specifically the songs listed below.
BUY OR BURN? Burn this one, if you haven't already. And if you don't care for the Wu-Tang Clan, well, this isn't going to change your mind.
BEST TRACKS: "Rollin'"; "Duc Lo"; "Knights Or Nuthin'"
-Max
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ReplyDeleteI still don't have any plans to review hundreds of A-list rappers' albums, so you're bound to be disappointed by anything I throw up on here. There are too many artists out there, and I pick and choose as I please. If you feel that someone is missing from the site, *insert Reader Review request here*.
DeleteI occasionally indulge in the batshit insanity of Duc Lo, but everything else on this album is pretty much piffle.
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Um, I've taken on more than I can chew and nobody else has ever thought to send over a Slum Village Reader Review?
DeleteMax stated at the beginning of the year no new artists would be covered until the others discography's were complete, not sure if this is still how thing are going but it's something to perhaps consider. The fact that unexpected posts such as this is what separates it from the other generic sites which talk of the same (rightfully n some occasions) highly acclaimed artists consistently. This is why folk such as myself have continued to visit HHID over the years. We've had some good posts (Randy Savage, Vanilla Ice (we (I) haven't forgot of these Max :p)) & we've had some lesser ones (Lord Finesse (:o), 3rd Bass) however it's the unique artists this site sometimes writes about it which in my opinion is likely to attract more folk.
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ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight: Max is a very busy man, who doesn't have to review albums from some of the greatest rappers of all time.
ReplyDeleteBut he DOES have time to review albums from a random obscure Wu-Tang affilliate nobody gives a flying f-ck about, including their mothers.
I wouldn't mind, if the album was actually good. Maybe there's a diamond in the rough nobody' knows about. But this is obviously a colossal waste of time. You walk into this review thinking the Black Knights aren't sh-t, ad you walk feeling the exact same. What a huge waste of time.
think of it like this bruh...if Max just praises album all day this blog is gonna be boring as hell
DeleteIwas disappointed cause I had almost complete WC killa bees (Black Knights, Northstar, Holocaust etc) catalogues on my last coptr but the hd fried a year or so ago and I thought this site offered obscure shit like BKs discography incl EPs on mp3. But nah its just reviews and links to the human-devouring leviathan of retail (amazon).
DeleteThat being said, Id rather read reviews on more esoteric shit even if it turns out to be crap sometimes. If u listen thru Black Knights catalogue and think of it as a narrative it has depth, from the gangsta oddballs w/ NWA complex 10 years too late thats being picked up by RZA as he spread his tentacles westwards and assimmilate em into the Wu-Tang KB Fam in '97 and had them reach the publics ear with the appearances on The Swarm (1998) and The Sting. Look a little closer and the quartet is even weirder than they seem first, w/ Holocaust in that regard being miles ahead of the others as a wildly idiosyncratic lyricist, obsessive moniker-shapeshifter and radical interpreter of what gangsta, conscious rap and horrorcore is and can be (and he spit his poetic creepypaste with left field precision and twisted intelligence). He leave the group sometime during the finishing of Every Night is a Black Knight (2000-2001) and his solo career hasnt taken off commercially but his verses on Every Night..., the '06 BlueSkyBlackDeath LP and the '02 indie wax Nightmares Surface from Shallow Sleep is worthy of your attention. Holocaust barely even had time to become Warcloud the Sign of Hells Winter before the other charismatic member and group leader Doc Doom was killed early 00s. Crisis and Rugged Monk, the dime a dozen WC rappers who I thought of as fluff or stuffing between the verses of the characters with capital C:s, kept living and performing sporadically but Black Knights as a productive act was decimated and dead. Until suddenly in like 2012 or something - 10 yrs after I discovered Wu-Tangs West Wing - they caught Frusciantes attention and somehow managed to make 2-3 amazing experimental/organic LPs w/ Trickfinger hovering above them in the studio (almost literally it seems, his voice in the bg of the laid back, dynamic and masterfully crafted beats/soundscapes is like forest ambience trying to convey a message to humans by wind) thats enough. The Almighty (2015) was good enough to end thekr careers with honor. Crisis and Rugged Monk rap with a maturity and skill I dont understand how they acquired in the comedy rap of the late 90s. I rather read about acts like these - that remain to be discovered than fcukin Jay Z and Joey Badass or mumble rap kids or Iggy Azaela or Cardi B. I check blogs like these to 1. pirate shit thats out of print or 2. read about odd shit I dont know about yet. Sometimes 3. to track down info, connex between acts, some mcs real identities etc.
This was a long weird comment. But summa summarum: I dig (early) Black Knights more than the author of the post, but mad props for writing abput their debut LP. The 2011-2015 Trickfinger-collaborating BKs is like another group completely so those interested should know that Every Night... (2000/2005) and the Northstar collabs on Stolen Legacy etc is a different type of music.
This album was recorded in 2001 (around the same time Iron Flag, Bulletproof Wallets and KillArmy's third album). I remember seeing an ad for this on The Source magazine. The ad was for KillArmy's third album (which said "in stores now") and for this album (which said "coming soon")...both albums were to be released on 36 records, the new record label headed by RZA, which was distributed by LOUD records, after RZA's Wu-Tang Records on Priority folded. So KillArmy and the rest of the Wu-Tang records roster were now on RZA's new label 36 records. if u remember tho, shortly after the release of KillArmy's album and Iron Flag, LOUD records as a whole folded in 2002, leaving Wu-Tang Clan, RZA's new label 36 records (and the rest of the LOUD artists for that matter) without a home. Thats the real reason ejy this album didnt see the livht of day until the Black Knights released it on theor own thru ChamberMusik.
ReplyDeleteI've always found it so strange that an outfit as big as the Wu was back in the late 1990s - early 2000s had so much trouble getting their own label off the ground. Hell, I don't think Soul Temple even exists anymore. Too many cooks in the kitchen disagreeing with The RZA, maybe.
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