September 23, 2014

Reader Review: Funkghost - Ultra-Boogie Highlife (March 31, 2000)



(Today's Reader Review comes from frequent contributor Taylor K., who switches things up a bit by discussing one of the many hip hop rarities there are out there. Funkghost's Ultra-Boogie Highlife gets the write-up treatment today: leave your thoughts for Taylor K. below.)




Whenever you encounter a rare record of any delicacy, the most natural thing you can do is sit down and enjoy it like a fine wine. And when I say “rare”, I mean it: not a difficult-to-find CD, but something that is also nearly impossible to download, as well. Today's artist fits that label, even though he has released about three recent singles which even had music videos and promotion behind them. Still, though, you've probably never heard of him before.



Funkghost (also known by his given name Alvin Augustus Harris) is a rapper/producer from an unexpected place, the mainly-suburban Tampa, Florida. Yes, I'm surprised too: Tampa apparently has a decent-sized hip hop scene and Funkghost was one of its forefathers. He was an apprentice of keyboard player Edwin Birdsong, who is mostly known for having one of his songs sampled on a Daft Punk record. (“Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”. You know you were wondering.)



Obviously he didn't build this community all by himself: he had deejays and other bands helping him out, none of which can be named because the Wikipedia article didn't list any more information. I'm sorry for my inability to research stuff properly.



Funkghost's efforts culminated in his debut album, Ultra-Boogie Highlife, a self-produced endeavor consisting of twelve songs, two skits, and an interlude. He used everything he learned from Birdsong and threw it all into crafting a record that sounded like it came from the Tampa Bay. Ultra-Boogie Highlife has everything you've ever wanted in a hip hop album: samples that you've never heard of before, instruments that may or may not be live, and drums that hit hard.



Of course, Ultra-Boogie Highlife was both critically praised and low-selling, but then again, aren't all rare, hard-to-find albums just like that, especially when only two hundred thousand copies were pressed in the first place? Here's a true fact: owning a copy of Ultra-Boogie Highlife is something of a status symbol for hip hop heads. There's no easy way to get it: you can't purchase it, you can't download it, and only a few of its songs exist on YouTube. Not even a Google search can give you any shortcuts. (In fact, perusing Interweb pages only results in you learning that the woman featured on the album cover later became famous for appearing on The Real World: New Orleans, which doesn't really do Funkghost any favors.)



But I'm going to talk about the album anyway. I know, I know! I'm a bastard!



1. INTRODUCTION

Of course, rap intros never matter to me since I just one-star them and never listen to them again, but this is a pleasant enough track with funky sounds, funky bass and funky instruments that sets the mood of the album. Of course, like with every other rap album intro, why would you ever need to listen to it again?



2. ULTRA-BOOGIE HIGHLIFE

Blazes out the gate with electric flutes and acoustic drums that create a medieval-but-funky vibe. The beat switches up slightly throughout, adding elements as it goes along so it doesn't get repetitive. Of course Funkghost doesn't slack on his own creation: his rhymes may be old school, but his monotone-yet-slick delivery sells the album effortlessly, even though, per rapper tradition, the rhymes don't exactly match the concept.



3. THE FABULOUS

This track kicks off with some guitar work but morphs into some kind of reverse funk/Asian combination that is fucking awesome. Funkghost raps about how fabulous he is and how high his lifestyle is, which is a natural continuation of the previous track, which I guess means this album has more of a consistent theme than most, so how awesome is that? Highly recommended!



4. U CAN GET DOWN (FEAT. ? AND ?)

Funkghost switches it up with some more guitar (this is a running theme, by the way) that combines military timing with more funk. His beats seem to have a way of getting rappers excited: the other participants (remember, unable to locate more info) may not have much to talk about (which is natural, since they're coming from Tampa Bay), but man, do they ever kill the beat with their flows. I totally want to live the Ultra-Boogie Highlife they're representing right now.



5. MELODIC NECTAR (FEAT. ?)

Aw yeah! Something for the underground crowd. Starts off with an ominous string before going into a lush synth combined with bass drums that hit hard. Both Funkghost and his mystery guest go the introspective route and ponder the deeper meaning of life, thus providing a break from the materialistic lifestyle promoted elsewhere on here. Not that it would ever get all that tiring coming from Funkghost, but getting a break is always a good thing.



6. SOUL EMPORIUM SUITE

Interlude. It may be talking about how fresh Funkghost is, but the instrumental still bangs hard and fits perfectly. Makes me mad that this was wasted for an interlude.



7. GRAND INCREDIBLE SOUND

The only sound that you will hear is a plucked synth in a chamber, which is to say this beat is simplistic, but it's awesome at the same time. Funkghost goes hard with this track, busting dope quotable lines such as, “I take your lent genetics my definition of this / We bump the super technician execution on this”, and that's just the first line. Just imagine how many gems there are. I'll give you a hint: all of the gems.



8. MIC FLAM'S MIDNIGHT MOODINESS

A skit featuring a person talking about hip hop and its “realness”. It has a mellow instrumental, which helps the medicine go down, so it's excused. Don't worry, though, it's all smooth sailing from here.



9 . INSTRUCTIONS (S.F.D.P. ANTHEM)

True fact, I submitted this song once in a showdown and it bested all challengers: it both bangs and relaxes at the same time. With its vibratos and horns, it transports you to Funkghost's Tampa Bay world and never lets you go. I can just imagine myself wearing alligator shoes and wearing a white fur coat. And let's not forget about the lyrics: “The treat that gets you sweet like out of your seat / Now each words our microcosms mac ni 5 / With intellectual, perceptual to put your mind in motion / Phonographic centipede energy compulsion”. Apologies if the lyrics aren't exactly correct, but that's a dope line right there, and it's also the first one in the song. Notice a pattern yet?



10. FLAVOR SPLASH (FEAT. ? & ?)

Funkghost gets a little more upbeat to provide you with this splash of water and fun times, mixing together a guitar sample and what appears to be a representation of water. In a continuing theme, the anonymous guests are just as good as Funkghost: who wouldn't want to listen to the anonymous female when she has lines such as, “Time for den, I'm going to begin / With the pad that'd spin your mind on the tailspin / This is the test, F the best stress / All we want to hear from the crowd is 'Yes'”. If only someone had a physical copy of the album. Please? I'll pay you good money for it.



11. 3AM DELUXE

The funk guitars return with full force with this party rap that doesn't sound traditional, but that's the wonder of the album. Funkghost rocks hard over the instrumental, as usual, detailing arriving at the part he's going to rock until daylight. Come on, pump the cut: you'll never have this much fun.



12. TAMPA INTERNATIONAL (FEAT. ? & ?)

I swear Funkghost composed this song while in the Tampa International terminal. I still can't tell who the rappers are because I don't have the liner notes, but it doesn't matter because this posse cut rocks. With a guitar similar to Raekwon's “Ice Cream” and drums that are much faster, it;s a perfect beat for lyrics such as, “Crew relax, have your facts, have your dome like tax” and, “If I kiss my block, I got shot, last week in heat” and, “It's like they, might leviathan, while we try them” will make you listen by force. Come on, you know you can't resist.



13. LIVE AND DIRECT FROM THE CASBAH (FEAT. ?)

I don't know what a “casbah” is (it means 'fortress' if we're going to simplify things), but I do know one thing: this song rocks. Beach guitars combined with moody synths make for some awesome relaxing shit. It just reinforces how consistent this album is. “Tuberculous rock, the lava hot killer spot / You can rock shot, eyes clocked, stop killer rocks”. That lyric should be more than enough to draw you in. I really love Funkghost's wordy wordplay: I don't even know what half of these words mean.



14. STARSHINE (FEAT. ?)

The last song of the evening goes into a jazzy bit (complete with some mellow piano keys), as if to celebrate the fact that you're a true hip hopper because you've made it this far. Tampa Bay can definitely represent: anybody who thinks this album is wack can “Take that ass back to the lab and fast while it's time to do your math”. That's all I got.



FINAL THOUGHTS: You know, Max once said that no album would ever contain back-to-back banging beats, not even Illmatic. I'm here to say that he's wrong: if you're willing to look off the beaten path, not only will you discover back-to-back banging beats, you'll also find some great rhymes, as well. The music on Ultra-Boogie Highlife is funky, melodic, and atmospheric, and while the rhymes may focus on materialistic things, Funkghost more than makes up for it with his wordplay. I don't know why he doesn't just re-release the album: I'd definitely contribute to a Kickstarter to have more copies pressed up. Until then, here is your mission: find Ultra-Boogie Highlife, study it, and love it. It's a hip hop delicacy. And have I mentioned it's perfect for those with short attention spans?



BUY OR BURN: You can't do either since the album is nowhere to be found, but I'll gladly offer you a copy of it if you ask me nicely in the comments. Besides, this album is fucking worth it.  (Editor's note: the link Taylor provided is no longer active, so as of now, this offer has ended.)



BEST TRACKS: The entire album, interludes and skits notwithstanding.



-Taylor K.



(Questions? Comments? Concerns? Leave your thoughts below.)

57 comments:

  1. Hmm this review has convinced me to scour the Internet so congrats Taylor.

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  2. Definitely sounds interesting.

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  3. Taylor, pleeeease?

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  4. The way you guys constantly bitch about intros is crazy. Intros are needed. But at the same I can tell by these reviews who are really fans of the genre....People just wanna nitpick at something

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  5. The few tracks I heard on youtube were dope!

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  6. v for umbrellaSeptember 24, 2014

    Found a few tracks on youtube and wtf where has this been all my life thanks for putting this out great review

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  7. Damn, you definitely made me wanna hear this. Can you hook it up? Thanks in advance.

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  8. Just checked out a couple tracks on YouTube. Dope! Please send to bside313@gmail.com . Thanks

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  9. I need ths! Please and thank you

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  10. I would like to give this a listen! Could you please offer a copy?

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  11. Wow you're right I couldn't find it anywhere, I'm very intrigued by this review and would like to hear this motherfunking ghost if you can please send me album to jrod61762@yahoo.com I'll send some hookers to your house to love you long time 😀

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  12. I've since listened to the title track on YouTube and can confirm that it's dope as hell. In case you two were wondering what I thought of all of this.

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  13. What the fuck. This is incredible.

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  14. driving down to Tampa now with the 3 songs i found on youtube on repeat. Will not leave until i have this in my hands. Will report back shortly

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  15. andrewl.gale@yahoo.com pleaseeeeeeeeee :*

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  16. I would very much like a copy too. Please send one my way: aag147@live.dk

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  17. kevenator12@yahoo.com please and thank you

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  18. Can you please email me a copy of this project at cyclethecircles@gmail.com. This sounds great...

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  19. Wow. Completely didn't know about this one, and yes, trying to scour the internets but to no avail so might as well throw my email in the mix.

    jl3001 at gmail.com

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  20. Please, I'd like to hear it. makeithurt@yandex.com

    Amazing you can't seem to buy or download it anywhere.

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  21. i had the honor of co-producing this album.
    twitter/fb/ig: @slopfunkdust

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    1. I have a feeling a lot of folks will soon be praising your work.

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  22. Taylor's got his work cut out for him. Thanks in advance!

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  23. Please send me a copy. Andre.denman@yahoo.com I heard one song and it was nice!

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  24. Never thought so many people would willingly lay bare their email addresses.

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    1. You gotta hand it to taylor. Raving the hell out of an almost impossible and certainly impossibly difficult album to find in order to collect loads of email addresses to then spam the hell out of those people. Well that's my theory anyway

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    2. Kind of surprised me too, but hey, free shit, whatevs.

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  25. I listened to the title track and it is D-O-P-E!

    exkimo64@yahoo.com I would love to hear it in the full

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  26. did anyone get an email from Taylor yet? :(

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  27. Please. Someone put this on zippy share. Funkghost said he had it on iTunes and I would of bought it but it is not there anymore nor at amazon.

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  28. A lot of the tracks are on YouTube:

    The title track
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDIFhNTt6yc

    Instructions 'S.F.D.P.' Anthem
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GzlNdyzF7M

    Tampa International:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWk62PUy7Q

    Starshine:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2oIupPryxo

    Tampa International remix:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEwrI0D5Z8M

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  29. Shit looks like an early bdk cover !

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  30. Okay, everyone who actually left their e-mail addresses in the comments: check your inbox. Anyone else who missed their opportunity, please don't leave your e-mail in the comments, as that would be foolish: just send me a message to the address in the sidebar. Thanks.

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  31. Now that I've had a chance to hear this, it's pretty great, and I think it lives up to Taylor's hype. Favorite cuts on first listen are Grand Incredible Sound, 3am Deluxe, Starshine. But really it's all good.

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  32. Thanks for the downloads (Max and Taylor provided)

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  33. appreciate the link, and was quite impressed by the fact that the sample on U Can Get Down was pretty much swiped completely by Madvillainy... whoever produced Funkghost was years ahead of the album Madvillainy that was supposed to be progressive. Guess that makes Funkghost futuristic. Great stuff

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  34. Much Appreciated for the album. Great album on the 1st listain couple tracks didn't feel.Has anyone max Taylor God got the celph titled remix for tampa international??or know any links for it

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    1. The remix you're referring to apparently appears on the fourth disc of that Celph Titled four-disc The Gatalog project.

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    2. You can actually buy that track for $1 from Celph Titled's site:

      http://celphtitled.bandcamp.com/track/tampa-international-remix-feat-funkghost-i-man-phobi-one

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  35. thanks for the link! I really enjoyed the album! timeless

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  36. Thank you so much! What a great album. Shame I have been missing out on it all these years! If he sold it I'd buy a few copies.

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  37. First off big ups to Max for sending me a copy of this album. This album is just great from start to finish. The beats are some of the funkiest I've heard in a long time and the lyrics flow with them effortlessly. We're all lucky bastards for actually being able to listen to this.

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  38. Listening now. This album is DOPE

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  39. i listened to some of the tracks on youtube and it's effin' dope. who do i message to get this album?

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  40. Hey Taylor, great write-up on this album. Never heard of funkghost until now. Both reading your review and listening to whatever I was able to find got me feenin' for the album. Would you mind sending it to me as well? Much appreciated.

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  41. Taylor & Max - Thanks for sharing such a great album. It is way too rare that I'm introduced to "new" things from back in days.

    Whats up with such solid production from a guy I've never heard of?!

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  42. Can someone send a copy to jx59syun@gmail.com?

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  43. I listened to the title track which is actually "The Fabulous" and was very impressed with Funkghosts beat and lyrical execution, "Instructions" is also a very big track - would like to see Max review this one seeing as you recently reviewed his follow up album.

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  44. Heyho,

    I'd appreciate if you sent me the link, too!
    It is actually nowhere to find (as you predicted.... ).
    Must be worth it though, at least from what I can tell hearing on utube

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  45. Hi Max/Taylor please can you send this album to OnMyJob87@yahoo.com thanking you in advance!

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  46. Still haven't received the album! OnMyJob87@yahoo.com Please send.
    By the way, the Celph Titled remix to Tampa International bangs! Funkghost has the first verse and lyrically dismantles the beat

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  47. Nice review. This offer still on?

    aaront_183@yahoo.com

    Pretty please?

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  48. Alright then... first off thanks for max and t. swift for the hookup on the album.. I've had it for a while and have been able to digest it. This album has some absolutely incredible beats, such as The Fabulous, Grand Incredible Sound, Instructions, and Flavor Splash. Seriously.. these beats are insanely good, and I would love to see album liner notes to check out everything that whoever produced them did.
    That said, while Funkghost has a smooth flow, he is pretty monotonous and I didn't find anything that he said to be quite memorable. I actually enjoyed the songs with his crew as those songs gave us a bit of variety in flow. Other than Instructions, (which is catchy as fuck!), most of these tunes lack any sort of memorable hooks. Also.... this album could do with fewer skits... some nice beats wasted on dudes talking.

    Overall I don't share the same opinion that that every song, including the skits, is the shit. There is some definite filler here. And mentioning it in the same breath as Illmatic? No. Just no. This is a solid 4 mic album from back when 4 mics meant something. I think if listeners tempered their expectations a bit, then they will find some really nice stuff to listen to here.

    Despite my seeminly critical review, I actually would purchase this if it were re-released on itunes, especially if instrumentals were included in order to get hq versions of the songs I like, which I really like a lot. Thanks for putting us up on something different, sirs.. -Melquan Shabazz

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  49. Could anyone share this great album and up this on UPLOADED or smth ?

    Thanks a bunch.

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  50. I wanna hear this so baaaad ! Could you send me an electronic copy at octave.octavio@yandex.com ? Thanks a million.

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  51. Can someone please put this on media fire or zippy share?

    I'd pay money for this but can not find it anywhere

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