It’s me,
your friendly neighborhood Max, dipping my toes into the water to test both an
end to the hiatus and the reaction to an artist that I’m still on the fence
about with regard to my ongoing blog project. Should Curtis “50 Cent” make the
“finish what I started” cut or not? Vote now and vote often!
(“Votes” are
seen as “comments”, “shared links”, and “page clicks” in this context.)
2003 was a
banner year for 50 Cent, who saw his debut album, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, see
release after his previous attempt at a first album, Power of the Dollar, was
cancelled by a terrified Columbia Records after their artist was shot nine
times in 2000, not because he was shot so many times at close range and still
survived, but because of a track included on the project, “Ghetto Qu’ran”,
which triggered his being blacklisted in the music industry due to his
snitching on actual legit drug dealers from Queens. Unlike the
Trackmasters-produced Power of the Dollar, Get Rich or Die Tryin’ was recorded
under the guidance of 50’s new corporate overlords, Andre “Dr. Dre” Young (late
of N.W.A. and gangsta rap powerhouse Death Row Records) and Marshall “Eminem”
Mathers (hip hop’s golden boy at the time), for Em’s then-new Shady
Records imprint, and given the shift from Poke and Tone’s sample-heavy beats to
Dre’s prescriptions, it was a foregone conclusion that he’d be allowed to let
his gangsta freak flag fly, blacklisting be damned.
It was a
solid gamble on the part of Em and Dre, as Get Rich or Die Tryin’ went on to
become the best-selling album of all of 2003, and was awarded a certification
for moving over nine million units Stateside just last week, no lie. But it
wasn’t just his music that sold the general public on 50 Cent, even though Get
Rich or Die Tryin’ featured some massive goddamn hit songs (indeed, one could
throw on “In Da Club” today and everyone at the party or in your office will
start rapping along to the “we don’t give a fuck it’s not your birthday” part
during the intro): it was a planned attack by Interscope Records to bombard the
medium with Curtis Jackson’s presence, pushing both him and his cronies in the
G-Unit (which, at the time, included Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks in its ranks,
both of whom also appeared on 50’s debut) to the forefront, capitalizing on
their successful mixtapes and their gangsta personas to scare the listener into
buying more shit.
Part of this
attack was a DVD titled The New Breed, released a mere two months after Get
Rich or Die Tryin’. Its primary selling point was a documentary about,
shockingly, 50 Cent, chronicling the creation of his Shady/Aftermath/Interscope
debut, focusing on an artist given a rare second chance not just in the music
industry, but at life itself. (That sounds cheesy and overdramatic, but for all
the shit I’ve talked about 50 Cent in the past, and for all of the shit I’ll
likely continue to say moving forward, one cannot discount the fact that he was
shot nine times and lived to tell the tale, even with his flow permanently
altered.) The DVD also included some behind-the-scenes footage, live
performances, and three music videos for “Wanksta” (a bonus track on the proper
album), “In Da Club” (the first single), and “Heat” (a violent album cut). Interscope
may have jumped the gun here, as Get Rich or Die Tryin’ spawned multiple hit
singles and, relatedly, even more videos, but that’s neither here nor there.
The subject
of today’s post, however, is the bonus CD that came bundled with copies of The New Breed, featuring three non-album tracks that play into the mythology the
G-Unit had worked so hard to maintain up to that point. These songs aren’t
necessarily hard to come by (which is why I absolutely did not purchase The New Breed just to write about them – I mean, come the fuck on), but each plays into
a different facet of what Curtis Jackson believed he was bringing to the table
in the early part of the millennium. Not that he likely had any say in what was
actually included here: the selections feel random as shit. But in that
randomness comes a pattern, a pattern that could help solve the conundrum that
is 50 Cent, is what I would write if I were high as shit right now.
1. TRUE
LOYALTY (FEAT. LLOYD BANKS & TONY YAYO)
Producer Red
Spyda’s instrumental for “True Loyalty” is exactly the type of half-assed
effort typically reserved for many of the original tracks found on the popular
G-Unit mixtapes, so me telling you that’s the reason you may be even remotely
familiar with this song shouldn’t surprise you too much. “True Loyalty” is
corny as fuck, but at least Curtis tries for something different here: he uses
this track to show his platonic love for his co-thug, in this case Lloyd Banks,
as they both share mic duties for the length of two verses and a shitty chorus.
None of his comments sound genuine in the least bit, because 50 Cent’s rhymes
all come out of the mouth frozen into a perpetual smirk, but it’s weird how
earnest he tried to sound with lines such as, “For you, there ain’t a damn
thing that I won’t do / I’m a thug, that’s the way I show my love for you,”
bars which were almost certainly left on the table from an early version of “21
Questions” and repurposed here. Banks is utterly wasted on “True Loyalty”, first
as the foil for Curtis and then during the second verse, where he takes center
stage and promptly fills it with asinine comparisons in lieu of actual rhymes
(the one that stood out the most for me was, of course, the most ridiculous
one: “I’m the knife, you the stab”) in an attempt to prove to Curtis just how
loyal he apparently is. Or was at one point, anyway.
Bizarrely,
all of this pomp and circumstance serves as the lead-up to an actual verse from
the true star of the show, Tony Yayo, who, freed from the constraints of having
to write around his G-Unit brethren, chooses to… eschew the theme of “True Loyalty”
completely, instead spitting generic street shit as a way to exert dominance in
an overcrowded sub-genre of hip hop. I mean, Yayo’s first line is, “You can
catch me in public housing” – how is that not pandering? While it is kind of
funny how neither Curtis nor Banks bothers name-dropping their colleague
and fellow group member, it’s usually not a great sign of success for your song
when Tony fucking Yayo has the longest and most coherent verse. Well, aside
from his closer, where he threatens to bring “sixteen cars [to] your mom’s
doormat”, which, even for this song, is a bit of a stretch.
2. 8 MILE
ROAD (G-UNIT REMIX) (FEAT. LLOYD BANKS & TONY YAYO)
I haven’t
yet reviewed the soundtrack for Eminem’s 8 Mile, so it is admittedly a little
weird to be writing about what is essentially a mixtape freestyle over the beat
used for its quasi-title track, but I will say this: although “Lose Yourself”
is a legitimately great song, one wholly deserving of its Academy Award (if not
Marshall’s recent puzzling performance at the actual Oscar ceremony) and
possibly one of the top three songs the man will ever write, I’ve always found
“8 Mile Road” to be more inspirational for me. Instead of commanding the
listener to acquiesce to the creative medium of their own choosing, frightening
them into believing that they “only have one shot” even though the track is
obviously just the man describing his character Rabbit’s experiences, “8 Mile
Road” finds Em going all-in on Rabbit’s mental state, his anxiety, his fears,
and his triggers, his first-person recounting ultimately reaching an
understanding that, in order to even begin to think about what he needs to do
to achieve his dreams of rap stardom, he needs to muster up the “courage” to
take that first step, which is far more relatable than “Lose Yourself”, which,
again, is a great fucking song, don’t get me wrong.
“8 Mile Road
(G-Unit Remix)” takes Marshall’s foundation (he had also produced its
instrumental, and it’s a rare good one) and basically shits all over that,
curtailing all of the aspirational content in favor of braggadocio. That’s not
to say there isn’t any entertainment value to be found on this repurposed
mixtape freestyle, though: Banks’s opening verse is actually very good, his
boasts effortless and confident (“I’m comfy as hell skatin’ with another
n---a’s money”). There’s a weird misogynistic tone that invades the performance
mid-verse, but the rest of his stanza is pretty fucking good. Yayo,
interestingly enough, raps from the point of view of, er, yayo, playing the
role of literal cocaine as he describes his popularity and how one could
theoretically stretch out your brick if you “cook me in baking soda”, and it’s
one of the more imaginative performances from a guy who isn’t really known for
these flights of fancy, even if the metaphor is a bit labored. Curtis rounds
things out by talking mad shit all over his then-label boss’s instrumental,
even finding time to throw in some subliminal shots at Ja Rule just
because. Eminem’s “8 Mile Road” is
obviously the superior song, as it features the man actually talking about
something, but the G-Unit manages an enjoyable-enough diversionary tactic here.
Who knew?
3. IN DA
HOOD (FEAT. BROOKLYN)
The final
song of the evening is the not-as-rare-as-you-may-think Dr. Dre-produced “In Da
Hood”, which consists of a simple-enough loop (some Scott Storch piano keys
over light drum work and some Mike Elizondo bass) that sounds like it’s
literally creeping through your hood, even though guest Brooklyn’s hook informs
the listener that she and Curtis are, in fact, “ridin’” through it. 50 turns in
two verses that weren’t necessarily written for this beat exclusively, but he
sounds fine, his gangsta growl a welcome contrast to the relatively calm
musical backing. Brooklyn is a rapper-slash-producer once signed to Aftermath
that never really saw her career go anywhere (see: everyone else ever signed directly to
Aftermath whose first names aren’t Marshall, Kendrick, or Andre), and her
rap-sung bridge floats by without impact toward the end, but she also sounded
decent otherwise. The real draw of “In Da Hood” is going to be Dre’s prescription,
which wouldn’t have fit onto Get Rich or Die Tryin’ but is still worthy of a
wider audience. Go ahead and track it down.
FINAL
THOUGHTS: I haven’t screened the DVD itself (again, I didn’t buy this thing in
order to write about it, YouTube is a friend to both you and I), so I have
nothing to say about its contents, although, again, I do believe it would have
worked a bit better for the consumer had Interscope held back until the
promotional cycle for Get Rich or Die Tryin’ was completed before releasing it,
so that all of its accompanying video clips could be represented. But I can say
that the bonus CD is absolutely not a valid reason to pick up the DVD. Three
songs that one could find almost anywhere on the Interweb aren’t exactly an
enticing proposal, unless you absolutely need to hear them fully mastered, I
guess. There’s nothing deep about any of these tracks, nor will you discover
anything new about Curtis Jackson or what makes him tick: you already know
exactly what to expect from him even if you’ve never heard these songs before.
The true gem of the piece is “In Da Hood”, as Dr. Dre’s instrumental, while a
simple loop, provides a depth to Curtis’s sound that provides a stark contrast
to his gangsta shit, while “8 Mile Road (G-Unit Remix)” is a solid example of
the chemistry our host shared with the rest of his G-Unit at one point, back
when they were all starving artists (relatively speaking) eager to impress and
engage their audience. The only weak point here is “True Loyalty”, which is
motherfucking wack, not because of 50’s pledging of love and loyalty to
his friends, but because it’s fucking terrible as a piece of music. It’s unfortunate
that there aren’t more than just the two other tracks featured to help wash
away the memory of this garbage, but I suppose that’s what Get Rich or Die
Tryin’ is for.
BUY OR BURN?
In the year of our Lord 2020, there is no need to purchase a 50 Cent DVD unless
you really cherish the idea of owning a handful of the man’s music videos from 2003.
Especially in a world where YouTube exists. But it’s your money, and if you
feel like spending your money, at least click on one of my Amazon links first,
as I’d like to keep this site going a bit longer, yeah?
BEST TRACKS:
“True Loyalty”…ha ha, just kidding, that shit sucks. The other two songs,
however, are enjoyable
-Max
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Thank god you listen to this shit so we don't have to...
ReplyDeleteYou just reminded me that ten or so(?!) years ago it felt like we'd never reach the end of 50 being on everything. Though to be honest I'd probably take that over some of the sheer trash on the radio these days.
Unless you unearth some vintage pre-GRODT material then I'd just park this guys discography and focus on that Smiths review!
Do you mean Power of the Dollar or the early mixtape stuff? Because I've written about Power of the Dollar - https://hiphopisntdead.blogspot.com/2012/08/not-available-in-stores-50-cent-power.html
DeleteAs for the Smiths review - I haven't said no.
No, I mean something unheard from that period we don't know about...
DeleteNot sure if Banks actually grew up with Fif & co. But MAN is he wasted with G-Unit. Could’ve been SO much more.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely could see an alternate timeline where Banks proved what he was capable of. However, I don't see him as ever being a bigger name than 50 - when you compare personalities, Curtis dominates, and, unfortunately, that's what we've had to contend with for the past twenty years.
DeleteMan, if JA BLOODY RULE posed a threat to 50 at one time, I definitely see Banks being a force 50 reckons with.
DeleteMax can you review that Wu Syndicate album, I've been dissecting it for the last 2 months or so and I can honestly say that this is one of the top tier Wu affiliate releases, the music, lyrics and flows are fully on point and that's all we ask for alie?
ReplyDeleteThe first Wu-Syndicate album was on my shortlist for this past 12 Days of Wu-Mas stunt, but unfortunate timing on my part caused me to push it back. So it'll happen, but I'm not sure when yet, so be patient.
DeleteHi Max
ReplyDeletePersonally I’d like to see you review stuff from around fif at this time like the Young Buck album, G-Unit’s first group album, or even just see you rip into Yayo’s first project or slightly unrelated finish off the Shady Records/Death Row catalogs (8 Mile, Above the Rim, Murder Was the Case soundtracks)
Love the reviews tho keep em up