React is the
fifth solo album from Erick Sermon, the producer-slash-rapper that will forever
be remembered as one-half of the seminal hip hop duo EPMD. Within the
parameters of its forty-six minute run time, Sermon accomplished the following: outsourced production duties
for a third of the project; managed to alienate and offend the world’s
Hindi-speaking community with the first single and title track; and, worst of
all, failed to move many units, the utmost cardinal sin where it comes to
the music industry, resulting in his label home, Clive Davis’s J Records,
dropping him from the roster with the quickness.
Considering
that his previous album for Davis, Music, contained the biggest hit of the
man’s career, this clearly wasn’t the outcome anybody expected to see.
Music was
released shortly after the 9/11 terror attacks on the United States, welcomed
into the hearts and minds of many listeners who found the soothing tones of the
prominent Marvin Gaye sample found on its title track to be optimism defined.
Indeed, the track was so successful that Sermon quickly moved to title his
then-upcoming project after it, even going so far as to release multiple
versions of “Music”, including a remix featuring his Def Squad brethren Redman
and Keith Murray, along with a take for heavily-oppressive R&B radio
stations that refused to play any rapped verses at all, even if said rapped
verses came from the artist whose song it was to begin with. Yes, this does
mean there is a version of “Music” out there credited to Erick Sermon, but not
featuring any of his own vocals, only the Gaye sample. Yep. That's a real thing that exists.
React hit
store shelves one year and one month after Music, and yet still sounds exactly
like the type of rushed product an executive may force an artist to push out in
order to strike while the iron is hot, said iron being Erick Sermon, a dude
who, at this point, had already been in the rap game consistently for over
fifteen years. Its two singles existed solely to chase musical trends: “React”,
the title track, took the then-popular Bollywood sound to its foregone
conclusion within our musical genre, while “Love Is”…well, you’ll read about “Love
Is” later on in the write-up.
Overall,
React isn’t held in very high esteem by anyone who likes to remember Erick
Sermon in a kind light. If that describes you… well, keep reading, because you’ll
probably like the writing, especially if you pretend that I made up every
single track just to have something to write about.
1. INTRO
I mean…
2. HERE I IZ
Our host
says the titular phrase during the intro, which is fashioned as a live concert
that leads into “Here I Iz”, so I suppose I should be grateful that Sermon saw
fit to isolate the non-musical shit onto its own audio track. I’m not, though,
because “Here I Iz” isn’t very successful as the reintroduction to Erick
Sermon it was intended to be. It’s a short song, and it does feature both an
E-Double instrumental (one which fills a similar void as his better work on his
prior effort, Music) and his genial goofiness behind the mic, but the
experience as a whole isn’t great. For one, “Here I Iz” is egregiously poor
grammar, and even though I listen to hip hop all the goddamn time and have
heard much worse, my mind refused to wrap itself around that grammatical
nightmare of a phrase. Secondly, Sermon’s proclamation of “a sixteen verse
burst, the last two are eight bar” isn’t even met on “Here I Iz”, which
contains two sixteen-bar stanzas instead, so it was kind of weird that he chose
to leave the lyrics as is. (Also, “sixteen verse burst”? He knows that doesn’t
mean what he wanted it to, right?) Finally, Sermon’s bars have always been
filled with seemingly random pop-cultural references, more so throughout his
solo career (look out for his unprovoked name-dropping of the movie Thirteen
Ghosts during the final verse here), but the lines that feature no such booster
leave much to be desired: shit, he makes the same Def Squad comment on two
separate occasions during “Here I Iz”, which is just fucking lazy. I have to
move on, I can’t do this one anymore.
3. WE DON’T
CARE (FEAT. FREE)
The first of
two Just Blaze instrumentals appears on “We Don’t Care” and… um… *raises finger
as though about to say something, hesitates, falls back*… was this the very
first beat the man had ever created? Because it’s bland as fuck. Exactly what
was it about this instrumental that compelled E-Double to whip out his wallet?
If there’s something special here, I’m sure as shit not hearing it. This was
flat-out boring to me. Driving through the tedium is Erick Sermon, who
contributes three verses full of boasts-n-bullshit and bars that make little
sense out of context (“Yo, I’m a hero! / Sometimes I feel the same way like the
folks involved with Ground Zero,” he mentions in one instance of, “excuse me,
sir, but you really need someone to take a quick glance at these rhymes before
you record them, sir”), coupled with a ton of name-dropping, both of song
titles and actual celebrities, as though he recently discovered his grandson
was The Game. Guest star Free, of 106 & Park and a short-lived stint in
Wyclef’s Refugee Camp-fame, helps out with the hook exclusively, and is utterly
wasted doing so. “We Don’t Care” doesn’t seem to think much of its audience:
there’s a phrase that I could use here, one that fully encapsulates the
artists’ true feelings about the listener or the listener’s reception to this
track, but it escapes me at the moment. The only interesting aspect of this
nonsense occurs during the very end, when an uncredited Reggie Noble pops up
just to have his vocals faded as the song ends. Just… why though?
4. PARTY
RIGHT
Although a
more upbeat atmosphere is reached on “Party Right”, given the use of a sample
lifted from the Larry Levan remix of Gwen Guthrie’s “Seventh Heaven”, it would
have been rather difficult for it to not have injected React with a shot of
adrenaline, however mild. The instrumental is an uncharacteristically lazy one
for E-Double, though, and I say that even though the man has relied on his
rubberband bass notes for far too long: it plays as though he were listening to
The Notorious B.I.G.’s “Friend of Mine” (off of Ready to Die) on the way to the
studio that day and thought, “Why not me?” But I won’t overthink it – I’ll save
that shit for the chorus. Sermon’s three verses are all made up of the boasts-n-bullshit
only a dude with over thirty-four years of experience in the game can muster,
with awful puns and forced name-drops that accompany them with the upsized
combo meal, but at least he’s having fun talking his trash. You two will likely
find this one to be entertaining enough. That hook, though: I honestly couldn’t
tell (because I wasn’t really trying, let’s be real, I demand that our host do
the work for me) if it was airlifted from Redman’s “I’ll Bee Dat” (which is the
most likely scenario, as you can hear some of the Reggie Noble ad-libs from
that track on here) or if Sermon recorded his own version of those bars. The
latter option probably didn’t happen, but Redman’s early work did sound a lot
like Erick Sermon, so it would have been one hell of a callback if that were
the case. Ah well.
5. REACT
(FEAT. REDMAN)
The other
Just Blaze instrumental of the project, which hits differently in 2020 but
mostly holds up (aside from the hook – more on that in a bit), is featured on
its title track, and let me tell you, Justin’s interpretation of what he thinks
Erick Sermon beats sound like is a pretty intriguing one. Not to say that
“React” is a straight-up store brand of our host’s past work, however: Blaze does add
a flourish of his own, namely the source material for the (apparently re-sung
and not sampled, per the man himself) vocals utilized as the hook, which is
already a dire mess of cultural appropriation (as the producer dips into the
same South Asian well that many others had done prior) even before you hear
Sermon’s dismissal of the sample vocals with a condescending, “Whatever
she said, then I’m that.” Do you even really need to know what exactly he was agreeing
to here to be annoyed and offended? (The answer for some of you two is likely,
“Yes, please, I need more information before I can determine if he’s the
asshole in this situation,” so here goes: the “hook” loosely translates to “if
someone wants to commit suicide, so what can you do?” per Google, a phrase that
seems even more bleak now considering Sermon’s later (alleged) suicide attempt
in 2001. Happy now?) E-Double and his Def Squad co-defendant Reggie Noble, who
makes a proper appearance here, pass the microphone around back-and-forth ion a
relatively genuine approximation of two rappers having scheduled “fun”, with
Redman’s finely-tuned instrumental absolutely annihilating the Green Eyed
Bandit, although our host seems to be enjoying his mentee running laps around
him. Sermon’s line, “Come through, storm the block like El Niño,” seems to
imply that he had been sitting on that rhyme since at least the recording
session of the Def Squad’s lone album to date, El Niño, but that’s irrelevant
to this conversation: aside from the asinine chorus, which is an embarrassingly
bad look for Erick Sermon, “React” isn’t bad. It’s not the best E-Double and Redman
collaboration, but for 2002, a point when both acts weren’t exactly reaching
new heights in the rap game, it’s fairly enjoyable.
6. SKIT I
…
7. TO THA
GIRLZ
Producer
Megahertz, whose work has always contained more than a little bit of Erick
Sermon influence, provides the instrumental for “To Tha Girlz”, and it’s such a
riff on E-Double’s sound that, again, one is left to wonder just what our host
saw in the music that he absolutely had to purchase it for himself, as opposed
to running home and throwing some shit together himself. The song is full of
mixed messages, especially when aligned with the preceding skit: Sermon’s on
the lookout for a soulmate (he likes “a big-boned chick, but that’s just me”)
that he can spoil but who doesn’t need him for shit, because they would,
ideally, have their own money, job, and ambitions: he wants an independent,
driven woman, which sounds fine when you’re reading these words on your
computer or phone screen. But there’s a sound bite that plays right before our
host’s opening verse that literally says, “We got to let the girls know what they
got to do for us!”, and, welp, that’s a fucking red flag right there. Sermon
dismisses a potential partner for “play[ing him] like an old Volvo” (seriously,
what?) when he wasn’t yet rich and famous, tells her that she should offer to
pay for meals and drinks on dates (whether he means “on dates with him” is
unclear), and calls out her apparent promiscuous past. All of which should automatically
disqualify him from wading into the dating pool, because that shit is toxic as
fuck. (Sure, he ends his second verse with, “Same rules apply for the same-ass
n----s,” but it’s an afterthought.) At least Sermon asks for consent during the
(crappy, A Tribe Called Quest-aping) hook?
8. LOVE IZ
(FEAT. GREGORY HOWARD)
Hi,
everyone! Remember back in 2001 when Erick Sermon scored his biggest-ever solo
hit with his “collaboration” with the late Marvin Gaye called “Music”? Remember
how it was so successful that he not only named his ensuing album after the
song and remixed it (with his Def Squad brethren) using alternate Gaye vocals
in an effort to stretch out the lifespan of the track, but also released a
second single from that exact project also featuring a Marvin Gaye sample that
was clearly designed to chase that same dragon? Well, do I have some news for
you! “Love Iz” is one hundred and ninety-five percent Sermon’s prayer for
lightning to strike in the same place for a third time, swapping out Gaye for
Al Green samples, the main difference here being that the Reverend is still
with us. (He doesn’t contribute to “Love Iz”, but, to be fair, the song credits
never imply that he did, unlike on “Music”.) Sermon’s chop of “Love &
Happiness” is so much an Erick Sermon concoction that it’s awfully strange that
he had never thought to sample it so flagrantly before, but his bars, bobbing
and weaving around sampled vocals, don’t hold up to scrutiny. Content-wise,
“Love Iz” ostensibly describes many different forms of love and affection, but
our host is all over the fucking place. Here is a selection of actual lines
spoken into existence by Erick Sermon during “Love Iz”:
“(Love is) When
true fans who don’t believe in rumors” (obliquely acknowledging his alleged
suicide attempt);
“Whoever
killed Pac and Smalls, they’re lame / Erick Sermon, learn my name”;
“(Love is)
Def Squad, Keith Murray, Redman” (okay, that one was kind of sweet);
“(Love is)
When the planes hit / And the world got together like baseballs and mitts” (I
had forgotten how Music was released shortly after 9/11 (I wrote this sentence well before doing the introductory paragraphs), but that doesn’t make
these bars any less weird)
I shouldn’t
have to tell you that E-Double sounds unfocused on “Love Iz”, but E-Double
sounds unfocused on “Love Iz”, and the song, which wasn’t such a hot concept to
begin with, suffers for it. The instrumental was kind of a gimme for Sermon,
though.
9. GO WIT ME
Our host’s
laughably bad storytelling effort “Go Wit Me” (why not “Come Wit Me”? That’s a
far more natural phrase in the English language) telegraphs its surprise ending
in such an obvious manner that you’ll find yourself wishing that he had stuck
to the “Jane” series (even though he and Parish really treated her like shit,
right?). The “Andre” Sermon mentions at the very beginning is Andre Ramseur,
who produces the track alongside E-Double, and the result is a tempo reduction
that, nonsensically, still dwells in Sermon’s rubberband bass like a screwed
version of David Axelrod’s “The Edge”. The Green-Eyed Bandit uses the slower
pace to weave his tale, which plays like the plot of a segment in a terrible
horror movie such as Tales From the Hood 2. (Anyone ever see that shit? It’s
fucking godawful. Except for Keith David – he’s a goddamn treasure.)
Sermon names far too many characters during the first verse for the listener to
adequately keep track of, and his big twist that (SPOILER ALERT) the man they
meet up with, the man they follow back to his orgy-filled home, was the Devil
all along, is so hilarious that you’ll be tempted to rewind the song so you can
recreate the experience, but you shouldn’t: it won’t be nearly as funny the
second time around. Sermon’s “Go Wit Me” plays like an audio version of a Chick
tract – he may as well preach to the audience about the benefits of finding
Jesus. Not even Kanye West’s horrible Jesus Is King stooped to that kind of
nonsense.
10. SKIT II
The fuck was
this waste of audio space, Sermon?
11. HOLD UP
DUB (FEAT. KEITH MURRAY)
The other
Def Squad reunion track is disappointing, to say the least. But I’ll say the
most, since I’m reviewing the fucking thing and all. “Hold Up Dub” features a
Rick Rock instrumental (not sure why both Def Squad features take place over
outsourced beats) that makes the man sound like a one-trick pony: it sounds so
much like his work on Jay-Z’s “Change the Game” that I found myself hoping that
Memphis Bleek would casually pop in through the window just to say, “Who the
fuck. Want. What? / Catch Bleek in South Beach out of the reach of the police,”
(that segment will now be stuck in your head, you’re welcome), and if I’m
wishing for someone like motherfucking Memphis Bleek to drop by and break the
monotony, then your song is already too far gone for anyone to fix. E-Double
uses “Hold Up Dub” to talk specifically about himself, which is why one of his
many nicknames appears in the song title, but he doesn’t seem to be comfortable
with the instrumental. Even less so is guest Keith “Keith Murray” Murray, whose
flow is so flawed and painful to listen to that I’m over the goddamn moon that
our host didn’t deem it appropriate to invite him to the “React” studio
session, as he would have tanked that shit faster than Trump’s doing with the
United States of America. This shit was bad.
12. TELL ME
(FEAT. MC LYTE & RAH DIGGA)
Not to be
confused with “Tell Em”, a marvelously space-y collaboration with both Murray
and Reggie’s sister Roz found on Sermon’s sophomore effort Double or Nothing,
“Tell Me” is our host’s attempt at shining the spotlight on female artists,
although he can’t help but pop into the booth, too. E-Double’s instrumental
here is pretty good, the best that’s come from him all evening: it hits just
the right notes of Erick Sermon-ness, but includes some depth that gives it a
fuller sound. Unfortunately, “Tell Me” isn’t that great of a song otherwise:
our host, who takes the opening slot, pats himself on the back a little too
much for coming up with the song in the first placer, and guest MC Lyte sounds
overwhelmed by the beat’s tempo, which causes her contribution to drag. Only
Rah Digga, formerly of Busta Rhymes’s Flipmode Squad, manages to make it out of
“Tell Me” alive, spitting her verse with the scowl of a hardened vet that
deserves much more screentime in her career. Le sigh.
13. SKIT III
…
14. S.O.D.
(FEAT. ICARUS, RED CAFÉ, & SY SCOTT)
Fascinatingly,
the best posse cut on React features collaborators that you wouldn’t expect
much from otherwise. Erick’s boy Sy Scott, who he keeps pushing onto the Def
Squad audience even though he needs to stop trying to make “fetch” happen,
Redman’s (former?) protégée Icarus/Icadon, and unaffiliated-with-our-host outlier
Red Café, whose career was in its beginning throes at this point, all team up
with a surprisingly hungry-sounding Sermon for “S.O.D.”, a movement of
braggadocio in four parts. In no way do any of these guts stack up to E’s usual
partners-in-rhyme Redman or Keith Murray (or PMD, for that matter): if they spit
too long of a verse, their relative lack of experience reveals itself to the
listener. But with our host limiting everyone involved to just sixteen bars,
each participant has just enough time to engage the audience with their various
styles of boasts-n-bullshit, jumping ship just before they lose their nerve.,
Sermon, who co-produced this instrumental following the lead of Kaos, manages
the best performance here, his most focused of the entirety of React, from the
meta awareness he presents with, “Yeah, I know, you never expect me to anchor
[a posse cut]”, and the sly reference to his alleged suicide attempt in 2011
(“I’m gutter… I’m hanging on the side of the crib”). This isn’t a great song,
but you wouldn’t shut it off.
15. HIP HOP
RADIO
I feel like
Sermon really thought he was saying something profound on “Hip Hop Radio”, but
the execution is faulty, in that it sucks.
16. SKIT IV
(KHARI) (FEAT. KHARI)
Sermon
couldn’t fit his boy Khari onto “S.O.D.”, apparently, so as a consolation
prize, he gifts him an interlude all his own, which he fills with an acapella
verse. At least this wasn’t another one of those asinine skits from earlier.
17. DON’T
GIVE UP (FEAT. LTRIC)
React caps
its evening with a bit of corporate synergy, as Erick Sermon makes room for his
labelmates, the now-defunct R&B trio Lyric, on “Don’t Give Up”, his version
of a positive, uplifting song about never giving up on chasing your dreams. He
works in some real-life examples to help inspire the listener, such as how
Redman was rejected from Def Jam Records several times before he finally
convinced someone there that he was worthy, and, unlike on a lot of this
project, our host sounds sincere, at least when it comes to his message. His
beat is blandly Erick Sermon-esque, but it isn’t awful, nor are the, er, lyrics
from Lyric, which all sound like serviceable R&B, albeit the type that is
indistinguishable from any other act of the day. (Apparently they were the
first group of their kind signed to J Records – not really sure what Clive
Davis was going for here, since it isn’t as though the industry was lacking in
this department.) “Don’t Give Up” is a perfectly fine way to end an album, if
not necessarily a “banging” one, or a “good” one, or even “memorable”.
FINAL
THOUGHTS: Erick Sermon’s career high of “Music” (I’m talking the single
specifically, not the album as a whole) was always going to segue neatly into
the catastrophic follow-up React, because that’s just how these things tend to
go. Few may have expected the severity of the damage caused to the E-Double
canon, however: React goes a long way toward proving that Sermon’s best days
were well behind him. React constitutes the laziest work from the veteran
producer by quite the margin: it plays as more of a contractual obligation than
a body of work from a man who was, at least at one point, one of the most
celebrated producer-slash-rappers in the game, and his lack of inspiration is
very noticeable. Sermon goes back to various wells with such poor results that
even the rare instance where he tries to do something unique, such as
celebrating female emcees, brushing up on his long-dormant storytelling skills,
or even trying to motivate the listener into action, comes across as
condescending and pandering. Our host’s beats sound like Xeroxes of his past
work (even “Love Is”, which isn’t a direct riff on early Sermon, hits the exact same bullet points
as his previous “Music” had), and his deference to outside help also fails him,
as none of the guest producers provide top-shelf beats. Erick Sermon’s bars
also lack the charisma and energy that we look for in EPMD’s best songs: he
sounds almost relieved that the words are spilling out of his mouth, because
that means he’ll never have to say them ever again. Nearly everything about
React is passive to a fault, and for the listener, the best reaction is the
absence of any reaction.
BUY OR
BURN? If you decide to burn (read:
stream) this album, you’ve already given it far too much consideration, and
that’s what you feel in your heart, who am I to stop you? If you’re still on
the fence, though, I have one word for you: don’t.
BEST TRACKS:
Redman sounded good on “React”, and “S.O.D.” was enjoyable. Everything else,
though? Nah.
-Max
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TBH I actually think SOD could’ve been awesome had it: A. Featured Red & Keith. B. Had no hooks.
ReplyDeleteWell, that would have made it a great song, and those just can't exist on this project, so...
DeleteThat has to be the most early 2000's album cover I can imagine.
ReplyDeleteNice write up as always!